Being a Sith Lord's great, but benefits & $...not so much. So, I took a 2nd job as advice columnist. Send your questions, I'll answer back.
A Galaxy Far Far Away
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Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes you end up face down in lava with 3/4 of your limbs cut off…OK, maybe that last 1's just me
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I'm not sure where YOU will be Oct 21st/22nd but we'll be broadcasting L-I-V-E from The #Highlander Convention in #LosAngeles with this guy!
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#FACT If you were to remove all the organs from a human body & weigh them on a scale, that human would die. #TheMoreYouKnow #KneelBeforeZod
Let's get one thing straight, I am the main focus of the #EmpireStrikesBack documentary. Luke was only there to give me a hand!
I would like to formally apologize for having to reaccommodate Alderaan.
#unitedAIRLINES
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50%The Empire Strikes Back
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#HappyValentinesDay everyone, from the Dark Side! Celebrate responsibly, make sure your special someone is NOT your sibling!
#MTFBWY
Burn me once, shame on you…throw me face down in burning of lava after cutting off my limbs, REALLY SHAME ON YOU, SO NOT COOL!
#LifeLessons
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If history has taught us nothing else it's taught us if Washington & Lincoln were here today they'd follow @HalfOnionInABag!
#HistoricalFact
DeVos as Secretary of Education is a smart play for Trump. Dictator 101: easiest way to seize sustainable power, keep the masses UNeducated
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Public Service Announcement courtesy of our friends at @Imperial_Timez
#SupportTheTroopers
All news is FAKE NEWS except for @Imperial_Timez. Everyone should be reading @Imperial_Timez. So good... & MANDATORY!
Any negative polls are FAKE NEWS. Sorry, ppl want galactic security & EXTREME VETTING... Alderaan did not pass extreme vetting process! Bad!
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Follow @Dear_Darth --He's my 'write-in' candidate in the upcoming #Senate election!
Not #Sith, we have standards...they may be low, but we do have standards. Him, well he's just a #Liar. teapawt.net/combatradio/status/828…
#Sith sighting confirmed! ⚡️ “Trump says he 'gets along' with Obama in Bill O'Reilly interview”
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Yes, I second this! If you don't do it for yourself, do it for your Empire! I approve this message! teapawt.net/Imperial_Timez/status/…
If you're not following & listening to @combatradio then do it! They will do to you what the Death Star did to Alderaan...blow you away!
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Interesting, Trump's list of 78 "under-reported" terrorist attacks did NOT include Death Star I or II!
#NeverForget #TheyTotallyForgot
