Dear Mac

Why is there always 500 people since we came back from break?

Absolutely no one missed you.

Can you please control the drink machine? The noise is unbearably obnoxious.

Maybe you'll get more people eating at Mac when there's the C-store boycott.

Can we please have those homestyle bowls every day?

Mashed potatoes or vanilla fro-yo. The eternal question.

I don't think you can call that soup. It's more like dirty water.

Maybe you learned a lesson today. If you don't provide hot cookies, we will take your cookie dough. It's that simple.

Let's mix up the toppings for the ice cream.. Give us some Oreos.

Let's have a shrimp and crab legs day.

Weekends without your food are so refreshing.

Have you ever tried using spices?

I feel like your food tries to taste good, but it just always falls short.

Don't try and fool us. We all know the 'Honey Nut Cheerios' are just plain old Cheerios.

What is your meat made out of?

You made the good decision to have a steak dinner. Don't let us down.

Can red hot chef have anything but an omelet bar?

Can there always be hot cookies?

Why is there never any chocolate milk?

Please clean the conveyor belt. It smells like something died.