Debbie Scheer

NAZIS! You should show us how superior your race is by looking directly at the eclipse. Surely your retinas are superior! #retinasonfire

::BROADSIDED COMEDY:: April 5th #broadisdedcomedy #laughandlearn #vulvatribe #selfcare @clocktowercabaret

Setting The Stage. One More Shot podcast. come join us! settingthestagenetwork.com

I like my lukewarm coffee like I like my men. Ohhhhh... #scaldingOriced

Flip your dog in a yoga class of 90 OR as I like to call it, 'HI stranger, I hope you are on birth control'. #flipYOUROWNdog

Keys are disgusting which is why they are the perfect chew toy for a baby.

Stay tuned, a new show is on its way to you, May 2017 S.T.O.R.Y.T.E.L.L.I.N.G #parenting, #loveandloss #adoption #GLBTQ #mentalhealth

Great night at SexCom the show Thanks @Shanna_Katz & thank you to everyone who came out to support the show #laughandlearn @BlushBluDenver

Keys are disgusting which is why they are the perfect chew toy for a baby.

If you think it's funny to talk shit about Baron Trump who is 10 years old then you are an asshole! #mamabear #justdont

As we say goodbye to 2016 may we also PLEASE say goodbye to the word, adulting? #stopit #adulting

I would get pregnant right now if it meant I could avoid cleaning the litter box for 40 weeks! #worstjobever #icantgetpregnant

Friend: Debbie you do know alcohol is a depressant. Me: Yes but you know what else is a depressant? DEPRESSION!

I have a pan full of gluten free chocolate almond brownies AND a fresh cup of hot coffee. I think we all know what is about to happen.

Christmas cactus at Costco. Huge, gorgeous and at a great price. If the word Christmas offends you then just call it a cactus.

Sitting at Costco and just watched a guy eat not 1, not 2, but 3 HOTDOGS! It was amazing. #prepforthecontest #dudecaneat #mybellyhurts

Colorado peeps, it would be super helpful if you would, RIGHT NOW, mark yourself 'safe' from the impending snow storm. #worried #justdon't

LOST: Critical thinking skills. If found please return to nearly everyone in the United States! #checkyourselfbeforeyouwreckyourself

Broncos are playing so heading to Costco to eat some samples and watch some kick ass nature shows on their fancy televisions! #lifeisgood

Mike Pence makes Donald Trump look like a bra burning anti shaving liberal lesbian. Pray nothing happens to DT during the next 4 years #shit