Alice 🌲📚🌲📚

The Hallow app has chatgpt now, so of course this was the first question I asked

The women didn’t get pregnant as teenagers so now they can have careers. It’s a cause-based relationship, but it’s just in a different direction than what people claim

Cigar and banana pudding for lunch

That's apples and oranges. That 1920 craftsman house was for the middle-class and should not be compared to a 2020 working-class house. Compare a more accurate depiction of a 1920 working-class house and suddenly the 2020 beige-garage-box house is a vast improvement!

Nope! By the BMI standards, 5’4” and 170lb for a woman is equivalent to a man at 5’9” and 200lb. You’re just trying budget in extra male mediocrity

Make an oven sheet pan meal with whatever vegetables you like and sprinkle on this spicy peanut bake coating. This stuff makes even broccoli taste good to me. For protein, I’d add rotisserie chicken. For carb, vermicelli noodles because they cook in 90 seconds in hot water.

Amanda Seyfried is old enough at 38 to have a teenaged daughter, but yeah not a 25 year old daughter canonically.

lol, going through my drafts and I found these two from a couple of years ago

It’s feeling like a Birkenstock kind of vibe for me this year. You know, to appease 16 year old Alice who wanted them in high school

I was pretty close on names! This is such a “it is what it is” but still cheery song youtu.be/AmHE65RAkSY?si=7n6u…

I like wool skirts for winter paired with a sweater

Here is August’s checklist for living in the moment. The creator is called Paper and Glam on most platforms, and this is the website for her little shop shop.paperandglam.com/