DeDust Fund

ALT A humorous voxel-art DeDust Fund office scene shows the orange rectangular intern standing on top of a tall filing cabinet after being told to “stay on top of things.” He has thick black eyebrows, large square eyes, thin black arms and legs, orange hands, white-orange ankle details, and black shoes. Large glowing signs read “STAY ON TOP OF THINGS” and “SUPERVISION STATUS: TECHNICALLY EXCELLENT.” The cabinet below him is covered with notes labeled Reports, Tasks, Ideas, Bugs, Plans, and Follow Ups, with a sign saying “THINGS: UNDERNEATH.” Around the office are stacks of paperwork, desks, computers, DeDust Fund mugs, and confused coworkers looking up at him. The image jokes that the intern followed management’s instruction literally: he is physically on top of the work while everything remains underneath him.

ALT A humorous voxel-art DeDust Fund control room shows the orange rectangular intern investigating a red warning light on a coffee machine. He has thick black eyebrows, large square eyes, thin black limbs, orange hands, and black shoes, and holds a wrench while looking seriously at the machine. Large screens above show a daily system report with network, trading systems, user funds, website/API, and office temperature marked healthy, while “Coffee Machine” is flagged as an alert. Another panel reads “RED WARNING LIGHT — SOURCE: COFFEE MACHINE,” followed by “CRISIS DOWNGRADED — ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL.” Nearby are DeDust Fund tools, a coffee mug, and an investigation note concluding “JUST COFFEE.” The joke is that the intern spent 20 minutes treating a coffee-machine warning light like a major system emergency.

ALT A humorous voxel-art DeDust Fund office scene shows the orange rectangular intern standing beside a conference table with his hands clasped, looking mildly satisfied. A cardboard box labeled “ISSUE” sits clearly and securely on the tabletop in front of him. Large glowing signs read “TABLE THE ISSUE,” “ISSUE STATUS: SEATED,” and “RESOLUTION STATUS: UNCHANGED.” A nearby checklist includes items such as “Revisit later,” “Still an issue,” and “Parked on table.” The room is filled with orange-and-black DeDust Fund branding, laptops, paperwork, office chairs, mugs, and stacked folders. The joke is that management told the intern to “table the issue,” so he literally placed a box labeled ISSUE on the table and stepped back as if the task was complete.