Some Christians will tell you straight-faced that you deserve eternal punishment for rejecting their religion, then start crying about disrespect when you tell them their beliefs are fucking disgusting. So your god can condemn me to hell, but I’m supposed to watch my language? Get fucked. 😂

😂 Imagine telling your wife you want another woman, then convincing the whole church it was god’s idea. That’s the beauty of claiming divine instructions. You get what you want, and anyone who objects has apparently got a problem with the almighty.

I’d need convincing, independently verifiable evidence that Christianity is actually true. Take the resurrection. What gets us from people believing Jesus rose from the dead to establishing that he actually did? I’d happily change my mind if the evidence justified it. Can you say the same?

You’ve casually put gay people on the same list as murderers and haters, then started preaching about humility. Tell me something, mate. What exactly has someone done wrong by being gay? Who’s been harmed? And why on earth would they need saving from it?

I’ll be talking some more shit about religion and Christianity today. 😂 Hopefully the Christians can get through it without having a meltdown in my mentions. Wouldn’t put money on it, but you never know. 😂

One of the strangest things about religious culture is how easily ordinary uncertainty becomes a spiritual problem. Can't decide whether to change jobs? Seek a sign. Unsure about a relationship? Wait for confirmation. Facing a difficult decision? Consult a religious leader. At some point, you've got to develop the confidence to make a fucking decision without turning it into a message from the supernatural.

He’s so confident we’re rejecting evidence, yet somehow forgot to present any. 😂 Which evidence are we supposedly refusing to accept? Name it, explain how it establishes your god, and we’ll examine it. Diagnosing atheists from a Twitter account isn’t apologetics.

Imagine believing the creator of the entire universe personally agrees with you, yet being absolutely rattled by a bloke from Wolverhampton tweeting that your religion makes no sense. That level of insecurity deserves its own Sunday service. 😂

So fucking what? It’s my Twitter. I’ll tweet about Christianity all fucking day if I want to. What are you gonna do about it, apart from crying in my mentions? 😂

First you said atheists fight god. Now apparently we blame him for everything. Mate, you’re describing someone who believes god exists but hates him. How have you managed to confuse that with atheism? And where’s your evidence that this describes the average atheist?

Don’t do religion, kids. That shit’s addictive. One minute you’re looking for answers, next minute you’re giving a pastor 10% of your wages and defending a talking snake. 😂

Opened the bible at random again. 😂 Numbers 35: god orders six refuge cities for accidental killers, then gives someone called the “avenger of blood” the job of executing murderers. Whoever designed this justice system clearly thought the courts needed a revenge department. 💀