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Just think about OJ Mayo. OJ Mayo is your 6th man. That’s gonna get you through this.

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These people are so fucking weird. A flashback account itself is kinda cool but cosplaying living in the past for shit like this is weird as shit
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at least the cybertruck gave us this quote from a 2025 WIRED profile of various owners wired.com/story/owning-a-cyb…
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One time in Brooklyn I gave a thumbs down out my window to a guy parking one of these. He had a meltdown and yelled “all of you guys think that’s so cool huh!” So thank you to everyone else who had clearly done this to him several times before me
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The Ravens are not the first team to have to start a third string QB. What the fuck is this ???
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There were banners of fake Mets hanging outside Citi Field yesterday, too.
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let’s put greg abbott in here
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Here’s the thing: you were not tricked by Trump. You are just stupid. You’re stupid and a bad person. You wanted someone who would punish the people who you think stole your success, which you don’t actually have because you’re stupid. It’s hard for you to make friends and date because you are not just a bad person, you’re a dull person. You don’t have anything going for you. Your friends online are also dull, bad people. The people that told you were smart and had good ideas and you were part of the team were bots and con-artists who easily tricked you because again, you’re stupid. You didn’t get into college because you have no substance, not because an immigrant stole your spot. The admissions department found your dull. If all of the people you don’t like disappeared tomorrow you would still be at the absolute bottom rung of society. The people you admire think you’re an insect. There’s no forgiveness or unity here. You made your choice and you let yourself get grifted. You should wear that mark forever. We’re going to treat you like you treated others.
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the libs to steve kornacki this morning
I was sure 13 hours would be fine but things caught up to me in a hurry at hour 10. I can’t say thanks enough to all of you. What a ride and I think we did make livestream history. Sorry for the abrupt ending!
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Replying to @CaRenaeTX
Oh, you’re in a red state? Your bio says Texas
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not true. it made a lot of people really happy
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do republicans know you can't tank for picks anymore with the new lottery rules?
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Greg Abbott trying to stop the count at the polls:
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We putting Ms Rachel on College Gameday
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Jon Rothstein really the greatest we've ever seen
perfectly curated election night algorithm
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donald trump tonight
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That was Perry Ellis’s freshman season.
BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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God this is such a good reference
we now go live to greg abbott
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son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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there’s no person on earth having a worse week than Harrison Butker
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