''You think this shell a defensive arm? Well I'll give you fair warning, it conceals a deadly surprise. Pray you never find out what that is.''

Pharloom
Joined April 2026
(Oh well. Don't say I didn't warn you.) (My shell still hurts from our last fight.)
Sigh... Underestimating me is a bad choice, Pale thing... Heh... i shall find this ''sibling'' of yours and defeat them!! Hah! It shall be easy!!
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(That's what the last guy said -_-)
Who? Heh... if they're YOUR sibling... They won't stand a chance...
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(My sibling could be considered a worthy warrior by your standards .) (But I feel like they're out of your league based on your attitude.)
Mgh... so it's a Kingdom filled with weaklings, then... And you didn't even seek this place out like a true warrior would...? Sigh... Is there even a single worthy challenger in this place...? How pathetic...
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😭 they gonna eat you alive here tiso
Yes fucking way...
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(I was brought here against my own will. But I have started to enjoy this new kingdom.) (Now leave, I am not looking for a fight currently.)
Ha! You there! I saw you back in Hallownest... What are YOU doing here, SQUIB?!
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Oh my god no fucking way
Aha... After defeating that arena... I have found another challenge! Finally! Though few could truly challenge me, I'm hoping this kingdom presents the sort of brutal challenge I'm after! [[ TISO JOINS PARODY TWITTER ]]
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(Hm... Now where might those ants be?) [OPEN INT]
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hanging to that bench with one buttcheek 😭
Ehh... these creatures don't even carry weapons... How pathetic. I'll need to search elsewhere for the brutal challenge i wish to find... These are no warriors. Only idiots.
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