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@DefinitelySwag
Joined April 2013
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It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 15 Apr 2013). And you? TwiAge.com
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 15 Apr 2013). And you? TwiAge.com
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Does the sound of noisy eating drive you mad? Here's why ti.me/2l3HoyP
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"If the plural form of goose is geese, why don't we call them geesebumps?" -a girl walking behind me today
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This made me question life teapawt.net/samanthap___/status/82…
sam (@samanthap___) profile picturesam@samanthap___7 Feb 2017
"If the plural form of goose is geese, why don't we call them geesebumps?" -a girl walking behind me today
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My phone keeps autocorrecting "Alcohol" to "Alcoholic". Okay, Apple, okay.
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When you accidentally swipe left on a girl who has a horse
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Bad News: The Big 12 Championship Trophy was broken today. Good News: We have 9 others. #BoomerSooner
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I'm going to bed, and when I wake up, y'all better be doing a better job at not being shitty to each other, k?
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Back when twitter didn't give you a preview of pictures. In the good ol days You had to click the link to see them teapawt.net/definitelyswag/status/…
Dad (@DefinitelySwag) profile pictureDad@DefinitelySwag7 Aug 2013
Aww cute puppies. Retweet to make someone's day.
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I once dated a girl for 2 months because she has a trampoline.
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The most annoying thing about being Canadian is knowing more about America than I know about Canada. WHAT THE HELL IS A METRIC SYSTEM
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The hoes are surprisingly pretty loyal.
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A couple guys in hard hats just tape measured the front of our store. That can't be good, right?
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Taylor swift has been single for like 2 months. has anyone checked on her? she might be dead or something.
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The worst thing I have done in 2016 is tell my 2 year old he's gonna grow up and get no bitches.
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I've spelled the word "restaurant" correctly exactly 0 times in my life without the help of autocorrect.
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