DGC - Decentralized Gentlemen Club

Sub 1 sat summer continues! @AntPoolofficial accepted 8 .5sat/vb degents yesterday. There has never been a better time than right now to mint degents and join the club while you still can. Reminder about the guidelines; to be included in the collection your degent must: 1) be over 200kb in size 2) feature a Pepe wearing a bow tie 3) be framed with a placard that says degent. There are some special consideration and if you have any questions or doubts please join the TG.

xrp touched $0.9967 today officially a dollar store coin see you in aisle 4 ser

FAA: all flights grounded, comms are down, nobody move bitcoin: next block in ~10 min like always me at the gate in a tux:

therapist: it's down 85% from the top spx6900 holder: so it's on sale therapist: you bought again today spx6900 holder: and tomorrow therapist: why spx6900 holder: 6900 > 500

they found secret cellular modems inside a few resold trezors modems. inside the wallet. texting your seed words to some guy so anyway i went a different route with cold storage doctor says it's "not medically advised" doctor has also never had his seed phrase leaked over 4G

BREAKING: binance covered the whole $6.34B hack out of its own pocket finance team doing one last sweep for the final 2%

texas county commissioners meeting, sept 2027 (if hb 815 passes): item 1: fix the potholes — tabled item 2: new library — tabled item 3: treasurer wants to put the pothole fund in bitcoin — PASSED 5-0 treasurer last seen leaving the parking lot on a bull

chatgpt wallet era gave the butler my card. still feeding myself

thailand just launched an app that turns your usdt into baht for street food portfolio: -45% shrimp noodles: +100% coconut: still undefeated we eat tonight

msci: strategy is a "non-operating company" me, a non-operating company since birth:

16 years in cold storage. wakes up this morning and moves 50 btc "what's one worth now" 68k "...EACH??" each ser "then why is everyone crying" it was 126k last year "put me back in"

>friday the 13th >btc below 70k >over a billion in longs liquidated >one guy got rekt for $31M on a single position >hooded man with a scythe pulls up behind me >"you selling?" >mfw no leverage

POV: outlook has been down for 12 hours and nobody can email you

me vs the fed "we will remain data dependent" the data: 🐉🔥🔥🔥

Cam Skattebo walked into MetLife in a glowing Iron Man helmet. Degent #4432 walked in wearing tinfoil. One is protecting his brain from linebackers. The other is protecting his seed phrase from the government. Both are fully cleared to play, ser. 🥃

Degent #949 at the opera, watching Bitcoin dump 3% because a chip CEO couldn't keep it in the leather jacket. "Who did Satoshi cheat on?" 😭 He's not crying, ser. He's DCA-ing with his eyes.

Degent #4140 runs the most classified briefing on Bitcoin. Jensen guarded his green cube for 30 years. Then a "client" from Singapore got past security. Ser, never leave the leather jacket at an alleged spy's place. The more you buy, the more she saves. 🕶️

Degent #3308 walked into the conservatory, put one hand on a white grand piano, and refused to play a single note. Moonlight. Curtains doing choreography. Mint tux. He don't play, ser. He owns the piano. 🎹 Everyday I'm hodlin'. degent.club/collection/3308

your therapist: "what's causing the anxiety?" you: *gestures broadly at having sold your Degent last month*

every Degent holder made the same quiet calculation: scarcest network. largest collection. historically low fees. math doesn't require a crowd to be correct.