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Deggles

@DegglesDean

Avowed sol ring hater. Drink more water

Joined March 2011
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"if you hate elon so much then why are you still here" BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. WHY SHOULD I LEAVE. HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS
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So, the cop shot 3 people over a train fare? Bro caused a mass shooting, over a $3 ticket…
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Rarran@RarranHS18 Aug 2024
Magic the gathering is the worst financial decision I have ever made.
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@StephenKing
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Pretty much never ended up bottle feeding our son, but as he approaches 9 months old he has discovered that all his unused baby bottles are excellent chew toys.
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My toxic trait is Capitalizing random words in the middle of sentences because I think they’re Important.
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Has anyone ever actually typed “x.com” into their browser?
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My son and I play a game where I try to change his diaper and he tries to blast poop on me. He’s pretty good at the game.
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Esha K
@eshaLegal30 Sep 2023
Feinstein Is dead! like I did with Other dead people, I need to stop anyone from white washig her legacy... So here we go:
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The dishwasher broke the day we brought our son home from the hospital 👍🏽
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Babies require so many accessories…
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I’ve only lived in the PNW for a year and I already have a Birkenstocks tan…
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Anyone got one of them other-blue-app hookups? Asking for a friend (me).
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After years of mostly typing and barely writing by hand, I regret to inform the world that I can no longer write an 8 that doesn't look terrible.
The time has come.
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Got a job offer in downtown Seattle that I'm pretty excited for 🥳
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RT if you’re this old
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Prey is definitely the best Predator movie.
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