#1 Mud sommelier | owner of multiple Grateful Dead T-shirts | Tucked Chin | Edmund Fitzgerald supporter | Yips Survivor | P90TM 77 Flex 2NProXL

Hell, MI
Joined April 2026
I wish they didn't crop out their Tiktok username cuz this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a good second
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2026 Halloween: Hypergamous Elizabeth Holmes costume
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Delbart is almost a month off of nicotine pouches
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Mouth harassing tiramisu Ben and Jerry’s
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I’m sorry I just wanted a frosty
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I think I’m gonna self dox and embrace Delbart
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The motherfucking song of the motherfucking day motherfucker
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Wow that’s peak
watching Eyes Wide Shut on the quad box, just as Kubrick intended
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Buying candles today incase you were interested in how slutty I am today!
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Was just hit by the perfume of a former love. This day could not be worse
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Wow am I #stung my chin needs female attention
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I love Dustin byfuglien. I hope he’s always doing well
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This shit ain’t a game to me man.
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Get to the bar. Locate TouchTunes. Fast pass the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Wow this is peak
Collapsing while “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” is playing. Can’t make this stuff up. @BGHockeyFans
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Uncle Delbart
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Ex wife was in my dreams gonna look at her Instagram real fast
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Wow I’m so tipsy who tryna see my butt
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Hey @JessComph7 email me we can’t talk here. My name is Delbart
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Couldn’t name the last time I got a flu shot
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