Getting accused of being an Indian was a wakeup call that I've been letting the quality of my content slip far too much recently. The truth is, this year, I've been extremely busy with moving and a bunch of other stuff. I was hoping to create an automated system to help me process submissions faster, but unfortunately that got delayed. This means that I am extremely behind on submissions and have mostly been relying on recycled content. However, I have still been receiving all of the submissions you've been sending. I've finally gotten a chance to create the program which will allow me to go through submissions faster by ranking the submission approval rate for specific accounts, meaning that I will waste less time with submissions from accounts that don't have a good track record of submitting worthwhile content. Also this program will completely bypass the spam which plagues Twitter DMs. Anyway, it's my New Year's resolution to improve the quality of the content posted to this account. It has meant a lot to me that so many people have still gotten value out of this account even though I've been slacking.

Somehow this isn't parody