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Controlling things even when it doesn't feel like we control anything. Please direct all complaints to @RepJeffries, @ChuckSchumer & @kenmartin73.

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Hopefully the Chicago Pope sees the value in distributing patronage
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wow these early exit poll numbers about (thing that might not hold up once actual votes are reported)
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we're doubling down on coffee
🚨 🔥 HOLY 🐄 HEARING FROM VERIFIABLE SOURCES MORE COFFEE DOESN’T HELP ELECTION DAY DOOMSCROLL ANXIETY 🫠
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Good afternoon, bring us your anecdotal turnout reports
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We've always liked our friends in Iowa and have never doubted them whatsoever
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are the Decemberists playing this rally or something?
Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.
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there'll be polls closed exactly 7 days from right now
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Really wishing we actually paid to read major newspapers so we could cancel a subscription. They're not your friends, and they never were.
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our polling has him ahead among voters with an opinion about Arnold Palmer's dong
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who told her about the weather machine
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By watching the Vice Presidential debate, you all are now considered likely voters by pollsters
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"WAAAAHHHH YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY I'M LYING" - #VPDebate2024
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JD Vance is is like if Donald Trump had some degree of message discipline. A smooth liar.
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certainly a question to assume that the Vice President of the United States is gonna be the deciding voice here
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Happy 100th to President Carter!
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wonder how that happened, Newt
.@newtgingrich on Speaker Johnson and House GOP: "Over the last ten or twelve years you had a group grow up in the House Republican Party who think that voting no and getting nothing done is a victory."
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hopefully the other 4 are doing well these days
It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?".
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it's always the ones you most suspect
"New York magazine on Thursday said its Washington correspondent, Olivia Nuzzi, is on leave after learning the star journalist had allegedly engaged in a romantic relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.," @OliverDarcy reports for STATUS status.news/p/olivia-nuzzi-r…
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