Captain Metric

Here is a Quick Voice Demo from me. If you are looking for a Voice for a Project, and you are considering me, please contact me via Twitter. I am available for many different things, from Dumb Memes, to Serious Ad Reads and More! youtu.be/xvo7-T0fCDk

Sometimes I wish my job would let me taze children.

It's always this fucking font. Now my work is using AI for its advertising. Not a fan personally, but this is where my paycheck comes from so I won't be complaining in person

AI has done it... I miss Comic Sans.

Why does ai art always use the same fucking font with its text, I see this absolutely everywhere now.

My bro has not seen Sonic 06. So I'm going through it on the ps3, no updates, with a jank as fuck 3rd party controller. I've given myself the worst possible experience. Call that shit technological torture.

very clever

There is no way in hell I posted enough to make $5

AI is useless.

I still dont want it.

What the hell is even fortnite?

Me and bro trying out Aeon

Need some spooky pickup lines this #halloween ? I got you covered. youtu.be/K_qc_k8UkvA

store.steampowered.com/wishl… buy me shit. it would be funny

Just finished the main series of Den-O Wow, what fun.

Birthday present.

This is disgusting. @GovernorShapiro you going to do anything about this?

Was peeing at a urinal, old drunk guy comes up the the one next me, begins, and then says "Man, sometimes you just need to pee huh?" The fuck am I supposed to say to that?

About to add Freddy to my blocked words list.

Little kid here at my alley watching nothing but AI tik toks of Families having violent domestics. I asked him why, he said they were funny. He wasn't laughing at any of them, he just watched, and doom scrolled onto the next one. Completely emotionless. It's almost scary.

oh yeah?