doing side quests

Joined October 2021
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Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me:
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We have to build AI that murders us, because if we don’t, China will build it first, and I don’t want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese. That would be ridiculous.
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Replying to @Deploydon
this works extremely well, i’ve been testing it for the last month
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I deeply resent that AI has forced me to eliminate em dashes from my writing for fear of signaling slop
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When you're enjoying yourself and suddenly remember you need to get rich
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i quit
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The master plan is underway!!! Introducing The CEWT Cult Incubator Program newt.zone
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"it worked on production just like it did on localhost"
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Defi - Earn 1% below t bills and lose all of your money 1 time per year
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Hi, I’m Canadian My vote is meaningless and absolute trash The guy I voted for can switch teams based on which direction his piss is flowing What a joke of a country
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2020: “You’re a conspiracy theorist.” 2026: “How did you know all of this?”
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🙆‍♂️
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When you’re ruled by satanic child trafficking pedophiles but the Dow Jones industrial average is over 50,000
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Conspiracy theorists now that the world knows they're not crazy, they just got a higher IQ than most people:
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It's day 41 of 2026 The world is run by satanic devil worshippers & aliens have 6 military bases underwater
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All of us.
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