@DepressedSanta

Old Saint Nick. Struggling a bit, if I'm honest. https://xitter.cf/t.co/Yr9CFbnCHb

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Joined December 2014
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This is why you always got the good shit
Court@courtneybarber_24 Dec 2023
People putting out milk and cookies for Santa was I the only one that left a beer 😂😂😂
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If you leave milk out for me it tells me you hate joy. In the UK I get sherry, brandy, whisky, the odd Jagerbomb. That’s how it’s done.
MitsuKris@Mitsukris25 Dec 2023
Cookies and Milk have been left out for Santa Claus. 🎅 Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Goodnight! 🎄
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Prefer booze but will take over milk
Krypton Report Podcast@KryptonReport25 Dec 2023
What my kids left out for #Santa @ZOAenergy #Christmas2023
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This guy is getting coal
Blooper
@BlooperBraves25 Dec 2023
let’s be honest I already ate the cookies I left out for Santa
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Stoked
Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸@gay_horse42024 Dec 2023
Waiting for Santa
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It will do NICELY *hic*
Anthony@swagdaddy89635225 Dec 2023
We don't have cookies and milk for Santa, hopefully this'll do
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This dude’s place is always a treat
Ace Justis@BigApple2k2525 Dec 2023
Not sure about y'all, but at my house I leave fried chicken and coke out for Santa. What do you leave out for him?
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Because Americans are joyless.
KRON4 News
@kron4news25 Dec 2023
Why do we leave milk and cookies out for Santa? trib.al/vP3SjC9

Why do we leave milk and cookies out for Santa?

Leaving milk and cookies out for Santa Claus before going to bed on Christmas Eve is a tradition for many Americans.

kron4.com
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I will literally take a shit in your stocking.
Kevinn@Original_K_LoVe25 Dec 2023
Hey @LoganPaul & @KSI My son said everyone leaves milk 🥛 for Santa 🎅 how about we leave @PrimeHydrate He could use the hydration. #MerryChristmas
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Amazing! Lillian is now getting whatever the fuck she wants. THIS is how it’s done. North Americans always think I want milk. TAKE NOTE.
NGU || Blastojunior@blastojunior25 Dec 2023
Family tradition. Set cookies out for Santa bc he will be hungry. Some carrots for the reindeer. A note from Lillian. And some whiskey to keep Santa warm tonight. 😁
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Honestly, i’m so drunk by now that those elves are a choke hazard waiting to happen. Possibly a law suit.
Deanna Christal@deannachristal25 Dec 2023
Cozy Christmas Eve. Ready for Santa 🎅🏼
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That doesn’t look alcoholic to me.
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No. Twitch streaming is automatic naughty list.
swormy@swormy25 Dec 2023
Hiya buns! Decided to hop onto twitch and wait for Santa. Will they show up? Http://www.twitch.com/theswo…
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10/10. No notes.
Rupak
@RupakChatto25 Dec 2023
Homemade treats for Santa.
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Heading for the UK now. My entire sack stinks of Lynx Africa, so I assume most people have been bad this year.
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Heading for the UK now. My entire sack stinks of Lynx Africa, so I assume most people have been bad this year.
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Stop moaning, i’m doing Europe next.
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Someone asked for a Twitter Blue subscription for Christmas. I shat in their stocking.
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FYI a few years ago I stopped bringing lumps of coal for kids on the douchebag list and started using Lynx Africa instead. Merry Christmas.
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Go fuck yourself NdGTm
Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson24 Dec 2021
For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh. Just sayin’.
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