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Stand-Up Comedian and Father of 2 boys. Stars in and producer of the award winning documentary Be A Man https://teapawt.net/t.co/dNf9QF9m7n

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2009
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“You Got Mossed!”
Kayshon Boutte HOLY SMOKES!!!
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This wasn’t done on purpose at all.
Mike Tyson's pre-fight interview got real cheeky. #PaulTyson
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Great Joke! “Politics is like Only Fans. The more you pay, the more you get to see what’s really going on.” ~ Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn #politics #onlyfans #jokes #standupcomedy #comedycellar #stamps&tea
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The NFC East is not being nice to their fans right now.
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Did y’all hear that new Enya album from André 3000? #Andre3000 #enya
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Right down the street from my apartment is the Kings Theater in Brooklyn. I don’t have tickets for @Jokoy but I did feature for him at the @cmdyconnection a few years back. I hope to perform there one day. #comedy #standupcomedy #kingstheater #goals #brooklyn #newyork
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Which side are you on with this? Shannon Sharpe or Ochocinco?
Dawg Ochocinco wanted to cry because he couldn’t believe what he was hearing from unc Shannon sharpe 😂😭💀 Unc told ocho that if he had a girl she couldn’t use the restroom with the door open Unc also said he broke up with a girl bc she passed gas in front of him
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True Story!
The Patriots have missed this since the moment he walked out the door
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Amazing!
The view of Tom Brady watching Malcolm Butlers super Bowl interception. Doesn’t get better.
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What?! 😲
This is the most unbelievable stat in NFL history. 🐐forever.
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What?! 😮
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No words.
Wilson to Wilson to tie the game! 😱 📺: #BUFvsNYJ on ESPN/ABC 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus bit.ly/3EwiuSy
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At what point do you change how you manage your life? This should be one of those moments. I hope this guy breaks up with his girl, shakes the guy’s hand behind him, becomes a life coach and writes a book. Then years later, smashes the girlfriend of the guy behind him.
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Absolutely hilarious!
SNL’s James Austin Johnson wowed with his Trump and Biden impressions: tinyurl.com/3vbry2v4 @shrimpJAJ
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2 Sold Out shows with @MichaelRapaport at the RI Comedy Connection! Two question we both talked about in the greenroom… 1. Do the @nuggets win in 5? 2. Did @TheNotoriousMMA go too far attempting to reenact the closing scene in Ace Ventura?
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Oh boy!
Yikes
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Sinclair Broadcast Group owns a large number of local news stations, who shared a prepared statement back in 2018: nytimes.com/2018/04/02/bus…
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