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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ::BREATHE:: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha The definition of charlatan...lol

@mulaney Please come do a show in Huntsville, Alabama! You'd have a good time, I swear!

I would be in Leavenworth if I had done that...they didn't just "mess up" or have an "oopsie" moment, @FoxNews. This goes way beyond political alignment. Americans die because of this garbage. Does "exceptionally grave damage to the national security," ring any bells, @SecDef?

"Do as I say -Not as I do!" - Trump Administration, apparently ...because of fucking course they do!

@jonstewart Looks like the Gestapo is becoming a thing again.... "DOGE attempts to enter an agency building led to physical standoff that spilled into court" #DoGE #WashingtonDC #ExecutiveOrder #Federalagency cnn.com/2025/03/07/politics/…

@WilliamShatner I love that you take the time to respond to your fans. You can't respond to everything but you sure do seem to try and that's pretty rare these days. Thanks, Captain!

"Joint power can protect our future." - President @ZelenskyyUa, via Official Telegram account. We support freedom, peace, and your right to defend yourself, Mr. President. #TrumpsBallsAreSmallerThanHisHands

Turns out President @ZelenskyyUa did, in fact, have cards. You can always tell when a grifter is worried. They change the subject and attack on an unrelated subject to deflect the actual issue. Probably a blessing that @realDonaldTrump has no negotiation skills, sir. Much love!

Leader of the Free World primary elections have started, I see...good.

No cards, huh?

I think Elon Musk is obsessed with the letter X because it's a swastika with no end.

So that's how it's gonna be, huh, 2025?!?! Ok...alright. #HappyNewYear2025 #HappyFuckingNewYear2025 #AlreadyFucked

@coffeehcrime Ali Abulaban from tictok is an interesting case to research. I don't think anyone has done a deep dive yet.

I asked #chatgpt what led to the downfall of the Mayan civilization. I didn't expect it to give me the current situation in the US...

@coffeehcrime Check this out for a new story idea. It just posted today and as it develops there are several stories that can be done here. Hope I helped! 😎🤘 cnn.com/2024/01/15/us/gilgo-…

@LastWeekTonight We did it!!!

I want to see Breaking Bad from Skyler's point of view. Call it "Shattered" or something. It'd be great if @Vince_Gilligan could see this because I think this would be an awesome show and only he could create it.

@DashieXP If you're looking to help out the "Bob Ross of fishing," Mr. Andy could use some advice. youtube.com/@letsgofishing24…

Why isn't anyone comparing Rep. George Santos to Bender from Futurama? Ya know, 'cause he's made up of 40% of everything...? There's gold there Mr. Kimmel! I've given you the shovel, dig, sir, dig. @jimmykimmel #GeorgeSantos

Hey, @netflix. Nope. Goodbye. It's not you...wait, it's you. I still love you...just...wait, I don't. We're just going in different directions. You want money and I need quality shows I can watch wherever I am. #SuchADumbDecision #HappyFutureChapter11