Derwent College AFC

Warming up for my 4th battle of the birds, wish me luck #jamesscum #tommystrickysevens #rememberanceday #freerussellbrand HA

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Only one blue tsunami I care about and it’s the 7’s opening ceremony #comeontommywrightgiveusachance #elsayed #ossof #makederwentgreatagain JB

Ever pop a bit of Lego up ur bum? #2’sfooty #KPNUTS #NSFW JB

Can everyone connect with my housemate on Linkedin. He's appplied to all 3 of the available grad jobs. JB

How’s everyone’s Friday going JB

If we’re going to open this can of worms. You can strip every Langwith win against Derwent outside the top tier of college football since the invention of the steam engine JB

#Whoremembers JB

Big Lewis Palfrey out for the rest of the season, pending a broken hand. We are the pride of York Uni. JB

RIP Dolly Parton There’s a starman running down the right JB

Henry Anderson in a new leaked photo with piers Morgan (2018) They spent the day discussing phone hacking techniques. JB

I’m Jed Barlow the new president of the free college, and I approve this message JB.

Don’t feel disappointed on A Level results day I got two Us and a C and now I run weekly 2mans with Henry Burns Pegler in infernos

Who is on the genuine Mount Rushmore of DCAFC 6in60 participants (Hard to compare eras // modern competitors have easier routes?) (Caspar Jon rocket cheats!!) Well done to my comrade Andy burnham for drilling in the North Sea!!! DJT

Walked into a pub at home wearing DCAFC merch and a 4 year old asked me if I’d played in the college cup final, I said yes. The rest of the pub burst into applause.

Afcon what’s happened there #Euans3s

Up there with the most upper-middle class licra gimp dad tweet of all time. Not my right back

Disappointed to see Vanbrugh don’t have an account on here #OurStrasbourg #FeederClub #TheyPlayOur4s