I may be half Asian but don’t assume you’ll get your happy ending with me. @VikingBut is the bestest.
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My toxic trait is that I'm perfect and everybody else is just plain horrible.
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Empirical evidence suggests that there is more than one wrong way to eat a Reese's.
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I love you more than an upper middle class suburban teenager loves punching holes in drywall.
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If you send me dick pics I will dress your dude in a costume and give him a backstory. Your move reply guys.
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Licking a lollipop as if several guys weren't staring at the way I lick a lollipop.
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It's always a bit tight on the reinsertion.
-Me talking about getting my piercing or IUD put back in. What did you think I was talking about?!
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Some of you need to type your reply..
Pause for a minute..
Then delete it..
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Will drama find you on Twitter no matter how much you try to avoid it?
Yes it will.. but the less you feed into it.. the less it finds you..
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I love when people say I’m weak cause I block… nah I just prefer my trash in the dumpster not in my house…