Social🦋. Health Ins Agent. #Etsy Shop. 💜 #AVL. #Paintballer: Cover Girl. @FullScenarioPBT 🐶Paris🐶London. RIP: 🐶Bella & 🐶@cooperthejrtmix $mmaponte1
Asheville, NC
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Don’t DIY your health insurance! My help is free! Open Enrollment is Nov 1-Jan 15. It’s not too early to book an appointment with me 🗓️ ➡️ hummingbirdins.com/maria I’m licensed in NC & SC.
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Good bye Twitter. Oh I mean, X. Not going to be a part of Elon Musk’s trash talking universe. – at Forest City, NC
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Dr. Oz is going to be determining my job for the next 4 years. This is just getting more and more bizarre. 🤦🏽♀️ – at North Carolina, USA
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🎶 I always feel like somebody’s watching me…and I have no privacy.🎶 🚽 🧻 – at North Carolina, USA
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I mean, we received far worse news lately than ocean aliens. Just sayin… – at North Carolina, USA
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Cool. A Fox News host and a puppy-killer, in charge of the nation’s defense and security. I feel so safe already. – at North Carolina, USA
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My heart hurts for my clients. I have quite a few worried about their health insurance…costs going up, losing the care they need, women who are pregnant (with planned pregnancies). They are scared and I don’t know what to tell them. 😭 – at North Carolina, USA
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I'm so tired I thought today was Tuesday or Wednesday. Monday? Really? The joys of being a health insurance agent during Annual Enrollment…especially this year after a devastating freak hurricane, no service for weeks, & trying to catch up. – at North Carolina, USA
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When you buy your baby girl a new treat and remind her she loves you more than she does Daddy. 😆
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Tax credits are still extended for now! It’s Open Enrollment. Let me help you with health insurance. I’m licensed in NC & SC. Book a consultation with me here: hummingbird.setmore.com/mari…
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Another amazing feature from @dog_rates 🙌 These rescues rescued these animals yet again from the flood waters & devastation here. They’re going to need more support in the months & years to come instagram.com/p/DAtWIWFv1WE/… – at North Carolina, USA
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Thank you @dog_rates for featuring @BrotherWolfAR & the many wonderful dogs, brave dogs, &!rescue dogs that saved lives during #HurricaneHelene 🙌 tiktok.com/t/ZP88DoHwq/ – at North Carolina, USA
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Trump said January 6th was a “day of love.” And that “Ashley Babbit was killed. No one was killed.” He literally says she was killed, but no one was killed in the same breath. He is a LUNATIC. Check out The Daily Show's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP88DbnGW/ – at North Carolina, USA
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My dog just got on the couch with her butt and back legs first. Like a human, I guess. 😂🤦🏽♀️ She is so weird. – at North Carolina, USA
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Support Village Wayside Crew Post-Hurricane Helene gofund.me/0a21c990 #Asheville #WNCStrong #Avl #828isgreat #BiltmoreVillage – at North Carolina, USA
Voice text picked up me ranting at my printer 🖨️ & it’s too funny not to share. Please note the string of profanity was because it messed up like 7x & I’m on the verge of going Office Space on it: “Why why is it doing stupid the f*** so f***ing” 😂Why are 🖨️ still 🗑️ in 2024? – at North Carolina, USA
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Not sure how Kamala has time to campaign with all these storms they’re engineering. I guess she’s got a guy….🙄🙄🙄 – at North Carolina, USA
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The UPS driver just left the our dogs a dog biscuit on top of our packages and that made my heart happy. – at North Carolina, USA
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Can’t complain since we now have power, but we accidentally froze a whole section of our food in our refrigerator. 😂 Went to pour milk this morning and it was frozen solid. 🤦🏽♀️ #FirstWorldProblems – at North Carolina, USA
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