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Arkus // Guardian of the Illumina

@DesolateTeapot

This is the only way it could have ended. // block tales parody // they are heavily based on temporal gateway by corruptmeda go check it out

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Joined December 2025
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“We’ll show them heaven below and give them hell above.”
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I broke my old teapot
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// small fact drop before i go to sleep it’s 6am
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Look at my teapot collection.
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It tasted like shit
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Gonna drink some beer and then eat an entire tube of wasabi.
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Isn’t this one of the deathspeakers of the korbloxians.
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// I thought teapots were cool
‏َ (@OCRPSUPPORT) profile picture‏َ@OCRPSUPPORTJun 4
⠀ ⠀ [ #OCRP ] ⎯⎯⎯ MORNING LORE DROP .ᐟ Give everyone a silly piece of lore behind your OC’s official creation .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀
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People are calling me gay.
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//m.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QX_0… voice claim I guess
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Getting a bit dark. Should probably return soon.
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Went to go get coffee.
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Reminder that I won’t give you the illumina if you give me a cheeseburger you idiots.
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A lotta artificially generated images of me saying things I wouldn’t say.
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STOP GIVING ME PRIDE FLAGS
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// are they tuff chat
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Somebody tried to give me a cheeseburger in exchange for the illumina I’m genuinely going to kill myself
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People pissing me off today.
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// burps
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