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Joined July 2010
Anthony Edwards and President Barack Obama settled their beef with a game of basketball, ping pong, and Connect 4 🤣
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we was never supposed to have this much access to stupid ppl’s thoughts
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Bro we literally cannot get into a single offensive set. What tf happened ?
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Niggas ain’t played no April fools jokes since 2019… ain’t shit really been funny since
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SWITCHING THE SONG IN THE EARLY 2000s . 🫡🏴
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I’ve heard job offer stories from two people in the last 24 hours. If you’re looking, I hope you’re next to hear that good news
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This is why I pay internet for
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What life hack did you learn today?
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CJ has regressed a lot from the QB I watched last season
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GOT IT RIGHT BACK!!!! 📺: @SNFonNBC
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using dark mode so much that i became physically repulsed when i see a white screen
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I wanna see jeezy Sunday
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One of the greatest line deliveries of all time.
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This is kindergarten school in China
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You went running in a storm and a tree fell on you. You sued the state, home owner and tree trimming company and were rewarded millions of dollars. When you became governor, you passed a law making it illegal for Texans to sue the same way you struck it rich. You’re an evil man.
40 years ago today, an accident changed my life. A tree fell on me, and I was paralyzed from the waist down. Now, I’m proud to serve as Governor of the greatest state in the nation. Our lives aren't defined by our challenges—they are defined by how we respond to them.
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Despite what social media tells you.... Life is much better with a caring partner. Is being by yourself ok? Sure. But nothing like having another human being vested in your health, well-being, and growth.
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A trauma book I was reading had an interesting claim that indecision is often because the person looks for the approval of an internalized authority figure but is unable to predict what action they would approve of.
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