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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined April 2020
Hello Guys.. I’m building Menteo (thementeo.com), a platform focused on structured growth, mentorship, and professional development through documented learning, progress tracking, and guided interactions. You can earn as a Mentor on thementeo! thementeo.com
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Abraham (Everything JavaScript) retweeted
It’s now safe to say that most models do not hallucinate anymore.
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The funny thing is nearly all of Nigeria Official Websites are built on Wordpress (PHP) This groundbreaking vulnerabilities probably affect majority of them I suspect no action will be taken for most of them too Sigh 😔
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Ensure to tell your AI to not add border and Shadow in almost every thing especially cards.
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Replying to @TiaNova0707
Words can heal or break.
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First, as believers we are constantly and always in Heaven, so I wonder were those folks are going, Heaven is not some location in the sky or somewhere someplace. Secondly, I wonder where exactly y'all are learning this from? even Paul didn't see Jesus.
“I see GenZ shocked that somebody saw Jesus…” ~Evang. Lawrence Oyor
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Well maybe if @WhatsApp had been specific, or at any point, @facebook made clear that, their target market are not Africans, therefore issues relating to the platform with African will never be seen as a priority, maybe I wouldn't have built my career on WhatsApp, I was banned.
Replying to @honour_can_code
Branding/perception matters. Marketing a product that is solving a global problem as “built for Africa” doesn’t sit well with me. It makes me feel like the person isn’t ready for competition on the global stage. Of course we all have to start locally before scaling globally.
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Funny how he doesn't know the gravity of this statement, lol.
It puts me off too 😂. Makes me feel like it’s an inferior product
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Replying to @DevAbraham035
Na joke now. Means money na 77% of happiness.
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The salience of mortality. The conversation that ensues when someone dies and the expression of grief.
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No one is getting the Joke, Damn! 🤧😹. I mean if it's what I think 😹
Money fit no be happiness but at least na happine
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NAP TIME AT HOPEWELL (Episode 1). AT THE MILLER HOUSE DINING ROOM - MORNING Sunlight pours over a messy kitchen table scattered with toast crumbs, homework folders, and open jam jars. MARTHA (40s, sharp, meticulous) is furiously buttering toast with aggressive, rhythmic scrapes. HENRY (40s, neat freak, wearing socks and an undershirt) adjusts his necktie in the reflection of a toaster, eyeing a suspicious pair of oversized men’s trousers hanging haphazardly over a chair back. AUNT CLARA (30s, a human hurricane) breezes in, wearing bright neon orange nurse scrubs and dark sunglasses indoors. She aggressively chews a piece of dry crust while rummaging through the bread bin. HENRY: (Squinting suspiciously, lowering his tie) Clara, please tell me you didn’t promise Greg from the bowling alley that you’d co-sign his food truck loan. CLARA: (Talking with her mouth full, waving a butter knife dismissively) It is not a food truck, Henry! It is a mobile taco spa. Foot rubs and fajitas. It is a goldmine. MARTHA: (Slamming the butter knife down with a sharp CLINK) A spa? Clara, he dumped you three weeks ago via a text message with a singing frog emoji! MAYA (16, sharp-tongued, glued to her smartphone) doesn't even look up as her thumbs fly across the screen. MAYA: (Deadpan, flat monotone) Actually, it was a dancing toad. And she still sent him thirty dollars for gas. CLARA: (Points the butter knife directly at Maya’s forehead, eyes narrowing behind sunglasses) Quiet, Maya, you’re on thin ice. That toad had rhythm. TOBY (10, mischievous grin, messy hair) slides into a chair, kicking the table leg. TOBY: (Beaming conspiratorially) Aunt Clara, can I get free tacos if I tell Mom where her missing heirloom silver went? CLARA: (Eyes darting wildly, hissing in a stage whisper) Toby, snitches get whole wheat crusts in their lunchbox. CHLOE (3, messy pigtails) babbles cheerfully from her high chair, vigorously smearing oatmeal across the plastic tray with both palms. CHLOE: (Splatting oatmeal, squealing with laughter) Toad man! Bye-bye gas money! HENRY: (Rubbing his temples, groaning in sheer exhaustion) You see? Even the toddler knows it’s a scam! Clara, you work twelve-hour shifts at a psychiatric clinic. Why are you investing in toad men? CLARA: (Flipping her ponytail with dramatic flair) Because life is about passion, Henry! Unlike your beige socks. Come on, gremlins, grab your bags! Aunt Clara’s Uber service is departing in two minutes, or you’re all walking to school! Clara dashes out, her clogs squeaking against the tile. Maya and Toby scramble, snatching their backpacks as Chloe giggles uncontrollably. The heavy kitchen door swings shut with a THUD. Silence settles over the kitchen. Henry and Martha stare at each other. HENRY: (Blinking slowly) Do you think she’s ever going to grow up? MARTHA: (Sighs deeply, taking a slow sip of black coffee) Henry, she’s thirty-two and just threatened a ten-year-old with whole wheat bread. Just pray her patients at the hospital are calmer than she is today.
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Abraham (Everything JavaScript) retweeted
David Hundeyin looking for how to insert cia allegations in this lagos life game.
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Imagine?, What's bad? Do rich people not stay in Ekiti? Even if you are not rich, union doesn't have a rule saying you must be Rich.
Imagine you just say Emmanuel Oladokun, Ikere Ekiti for this kind settings 😹💔💔💔
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My WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram, just got banned for absolutely no reason, but for WhatsApp technically failure. And their conclusion was that I can not review the decision, I can't reach out to any of my contacts nor retrieve numbers stored on Whatsapp. @WhatsApp this is cruel. Several people have been getting banned for no reason, and there is any option or means to make genuine appeal, what we have are just automated responses.
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In food them go dey shout, you are not the target audience. But something beneficial to their growth career wise, "is too expensive"
My fellow black men shaaaa… Sometimes I dey truly wonder wetin value mean to una for this una tech space for naija. Somehow somehow, una no see the FREE MENTORSHIP PLATFORM wey we build for Nigerians wey truly wan learn fullstack development but dem no fit afford expensive training. Una no see when over 500 people join, just 3 wks ago... Una no see when the number plenty reach where I come online publicly to beg other experienced developers say make them join me mentor these people. And people actually answered. Developers are giving their time presently. Mentors came in. We built structure. We created lessons. We gave assignments. We are reviewing work. We created projects. People dey learn. FOR FREE. Still going on till next year February or March after which we will repeat the same process again. If you doubt, see workings here: digihubtechsolution.com/ment… Somehow somehow, una no see all those things o. Some of you have watched my videos and finally understood concepts wey you don read three articles and watch five YouTube videos about before. Some of you became better engineers because one two minutes explanation i did in my vid made something finally click in ur mind. Somebody somewhere probably fixed a security problem in their product because of something I taught freely in my videos. Somebody wrote better backend code and understood system design differently. Somebody entered tech because this man speaking Pidgin convince am say dis things no actually pass their brain. All of that was valuable abi. But because you didn't pay for it, somehow, e became invisible. Then the same person say my full-stack software engineering program na ₦1M with one year of structured learning, serious access, guidance, accountability, projects, hands-on teaching. And another year of mentorship afterwards. Suddenly na “Daylight robbery”... shior And that reaction has made me think about something o. Maybe sometimes our problem is not that something is too expensive. Maybe our problem is that we have become so used to receiving people's knowledge for free that the moment they attach a price to deeper access, we feel betrayed. Think about that. A person can teach you freely for years… build free resources… mentor hundreds of people… answer questions… make difficult engineering concepts easier… and the day that person creates a premium product, suddenly all the previous contribution disappears. That mindset na witchcraft o. Because free knowledge and paid expertise no dey quarel. In fact, sometimes the paid work is what makes the free work sustainable. And this one no even be about weda make you pay ₦1m. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MY CHIEF. Maybe the program is not for you. Maybe you cannot afford it. Maybe you prefer yt. Maybe you can teach yourself. All of that is completely fine baba. But there's a big difference between “this is outside my budget.” and “anybody charging this amount is robbing people.” Those two statements are not the same thing. One is about your financial reality. The other is a judgment about someone else's value. And as engineers (if you truly sabi the work), you should be intelligent enough to know the difference. Because if the only tech education we respect is the one that is free...omo one day we fit wake up see say we don build community wey everybody want value, but nobody believes the people creating that value deserve to be paid. And that is not progress o, na entitlement wey use enlightenment cover body be dat. So no just dey type anyhow like say no be that same brain you dey use to write software, ASK BETTER QUESTIONS What exactly is being offered, duration, level of access, curriculum, what mentorship, accountability, what will be the outcome of the program etc? Then decide if the value make sense to you. Na so serious people dey evaluate things. And bcos something expensive to you no automatically make am exploitation. Sometimes… e just mean say no be every product be ur product
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Imagine how boring the world would have been without me.
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There is this believe of mine that there is absolutely nothing in this world I cannot do. No matter how hard or tough or difficult or easy it is I CANT DO THEM!!!!
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I realise a lot very late in Life and it's very sad, I thank God I am open minded. If you are finding it difficult to make decisions, if you are struck between choosing a path, if you struggling, dealing with an idea or information, you can always reach out. We'll take that bold step together, we'll confront it together, do it while you can, do it now when it's early.
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forever day one! we are building and working till we get there! @HeirsEnergies @Chevron @TotalEnergies @SeplatEnergy @TonyOElumelu
How can i lose when i came here with nothing. First Class Honors (4.77/5.0 CGPA). 3 Paper publications . 6 Undergraduate scholarships. 5 Leadership positions. BGS, Faculty of Engineering, Class of 2025. BGS, Department of Electronic & Computer Engineering, Class of 2025.
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