@DevMachette_

brand, creative, community // eternal optimist wrapped in ~relatable~ self deprecation // talking or tiktoking // pastry enthusiast

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Joined October 2018
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god I love seeing isaiah likely in blue
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its sunday night football in america friends
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honey, i shrunk gronk: a cam skattebo story
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I’m seeing some of yall out at the bars for the World Cup and might I recommend, you too, take a mandatory hydration break
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My latest internet speak pet peeve is everyone describing something as “whimsy” - a new shirt or hobby isn’t whimsy, it’s WHIMSICAL. It can add whimsy. It can be full of whimsy. But it then itself becomes WHIMSICAL. Am I nuts?
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these phishing scams have gotten so good I’ve started ignoring ACTUAL bills and important emails
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And one thing about me is I’m going to back @McIlroyRory every time. Posted last week and HERE WE ARE 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerranoApr 12
i would like to formally apologize to everyone i made fun of for liking golf this is my first time ever watching it and this shit rips i am STRESSED the fuck out lol
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NO ACTUALLY REMOVE HIM HES RUINING MY DAY
Dev Machette
@DevMachette_Apr 8
In other news #themasters
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In other news #themasters
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“I still have a chance, everybody has a chance” FRANKIE FLEETWOOD PLS
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Freddy Doubles
@freddydoublesApr 8
Honestly kind of feel bad for the Fleetwood kid. They’ve made an 8 year old do a full blown press junket. Dude’s brain has to be in a blender today thinking about that golf shot. Good luck young, Frank. Knock that bitch on the green.
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Despite my feelings about Bryson, Kevin Hart is an absolutely hilarious caddie choice.
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why is the four logo giving survivor buff?
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PGA Tour
@PGATourMar 29
What a moment ❤️
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Bawling like a baby for gary woodland I LOVE that man
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I would do anything for an early morning Santa Barbara coffee right now. Truly peak.
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I actually would’ve loved if Cam condemned the “USA” chant thing but classically he’s like hell ya brother that was sick got us this win boys
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Cam Youngs real win is that hairline. Full head of hair. Zero signs of recession. Huge for him.
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Cons
@CaptainConsMar 14
The best players in the world are playing gorgeous TPC Sawgrass for the esteemed Players Championship Bryson is battling bugs the size of your fist and falling into bunkers in front of zero crowd
NUCLR GOLF
@NUCLRGOLFMar 14
🚨⛳️😲 #WATCH — LIV Singapore leader, Bryson DeChambeau trips into a bunker 😬 @BrysonLegion
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