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I'll be sharing my evilness with my apprentice worshipers! Worship me? Then follow me! Otherwise, enjoy your slow & painful death! Messenger: @TheDevilServant

Hell
Joined January 2013
Me and the world cup winners made a pact today.
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Humans: "Will hurt people so I can feel good about myself". - Delightful.
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No matter 'when' or 'where' you are, I will always be your answer.
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I am the creator, I make the rules... Therefore, whatever I say, is what shall be done...
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Want to become successful in life? Read all the wisdom I have provided up to now. If you comprehend all of it, you shall succeed!
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*Weekly Announcement* Sacrifice your partner on Valentine's Day! Make me proud!
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Want to know what "heaven" is like? Have sex while listening to your favourite music, this is the closest from "heaven" you will ever get.
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Throat fuck her and do not let her breathe until you cum! If she dies, she deserved it for being a basic bitch!
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I love the Holy Bible... Specially at 'Exodus 21' where it endorses slavery.
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I hate so called "Gods" because I saw Jehovah and Allah "69ing" each other. Why can they be gays and humans cannot? #Hypocrites
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Why do humans hate me when I am nice to them?
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I am in such a good mood right now. Therefore, go fuck yourselves in the ass...
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*Weekly Announcement* You shall have sex with your family members! Incest is the best sex! Make me proud!
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If you are reading this, you are coming to hell.
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If you do not control your mind, someone else will.
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If you have faith in me, you think I'm real because you were told so. Not because you actually know I am, which is irrational & delusional.
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If humans are stupid enough to believe in "faith", they shall as well have "faith" to believe in their stupidity. Oops! Actually they do...
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No matter how honest you are. If you accuse someone of something and it turns out you are wrong, you will lose all your credibility.
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If you have faith; kill yourself.
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