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Mamba Mentality. Longhorns. Gave up on the Cowboys. Rangers. Lakers. #QCHSAlum #UCAAlum

East Texas to North Dallas
Joined August 2013
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Back at it again.
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4-5 opponent is your Super Bowl lol Yet Cowboys fans get called delusional when we say that this is how teams feel about playing us.
Bro said the 4-5 cowboys are his Super Bowl lmfao what a pathetic organization the Niners are
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Well damn!
one day your tongue in a nigga ass, giving him foot massages. the next yall side hugging in the bar like strangers. smh, life comes at you fast af.
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Fair bronze
My man was getting busy 😭 sheesh
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Ditto
I love getting head
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Darius Acuff said he looked at scouting report on Luka before the game and that shit said 38PPG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🔥 Shedeur. Kurt Warner Demolishes Browns Media. SPOT ON 😂🤡 "Everybody is looking for that other guy. There's not that many of them. You need a really good starting QB to lead your team, and have pieces around them...in CFB this is the YEAR. NO ITS NOT..."
🔥 Shedeur vs Saints. HOF Kurt Warner. Excellent Film Insights 💛🫡 "First time he is playing all year...finding completions, giving them a chance..." 📽️ @kurt13warner
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Nike Air Force 1 '07 Suede "Rust Pink" tinyurl.com/bdznxma7
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The worst person you know just made a great point
Nick Fuentes shares his thoughts on Dave Chappelle’s joke about Charlie Kirk
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He COOKED 🤣🤣🤣
A high school football player in DC forgot his undershirt for a game, and decided to wear a long sleeve button down and a tie instead 😭😭 AND THE DUDE HAD ONE OF THE BEST GAMES OF HIS LIFE
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NICK WRIGHT FROM THE TOP ROPE
I’m not going to go back and forth with you (it’s football season for God’s sake!), but I can’t believe you’re actually denying this interaction so I’ll jog your memory: August of 2016, during the Olympics, at the (now shuttered) Intercontinental hotel, a couple blocks from the Fox lot off Pico. We had just finished a night show that no longer exists where (among other things) we debated the Summer Olympics (it was a bad segment because we didn’t have rights to the footage, so we could only show still pictures of what we were talking about) & went to have a drink/meal with a colleague who was on the show with us. The exchange I discussed happened in the lobby bar, at a table with said colleague, and then after I said what I needed to say to to you I went outside and bummed a cigarette off a valet. We haven’t spoken in person since. You know as well as I do this is 100% true, and verifiable, by the colleague that was with us and/or our then bosses who contemporaneously heard the story. We actually also had the same agent at the time, and you and I both know he heard the story and could confirm it as well. So, I’ll pull a page out of your book; I’ll bet you $1,000,000 I’m telling the truth. I assume you’ll pretend you never saw this tweet & continue the grift. And that’s cool, but we both know what the facts are. Also, let this be a reminder that while you have found an amazing lane where you often are actually the smartest guy in the room, this ain’t that lane. So my advice would be to tread carefully.
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After we fck I wanna fck again 😭
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Michael Jackson impersonator Looze Cannon GOES OFF on Plaqueboymax for disrespecting him and saying he’s not a real artist, firing back by dissing his “In the Booth” series and claiming he’s better than Plaqueboymax will ever be 👀
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You don’t have to live like this.
im about to go back to being a terrible woman.
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OMM 🤣🤣🤣
i would've had to kill wemby for this if i was a bulls fan
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Only an Aquarius would say this so I’ll let you have it 😭
The most intelligent zodiac sign is an Aquarius. Fun fact for today.
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AUSTIN REAVES ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? 🤯
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Brazy
QBs with the most completed passes of 60+ yards since 2025: 5 - Sam Darnold 4 - Aaron Rodgers 4 - Shedeur Sanders Shedeur's deep ball deserves some respect 😮‍💨 🔥
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crab chain is cold as hell
Photographer captures iguana that looks like Godzilla 🦎 📷: @dale_r_morris
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Who put Snorlax in the Coogi tho?
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