Devon Isakow (@DevonIsakow) profile picture

The results of a recent survey show I have more ears than the national average. True story!

London
Joined February 2012
This was a *brutal* lesson. • I bootstrapped a company • I achieved Product Market Fit • I had another company copy me, raise funds, and run my company into the ground They sold for $25m. A thread 👇
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🧵 Here is one dead-simple formula to increase employee happiness, buy yourself free time, and accelerate growth.
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.@VirginAtlantic it’s impossible to rebook or cancel a flight through your site. You refer people to the “new rebooking bot” which then sends you to the page that refers back to the bot.
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If the beer is so good then why is no one drinking it in the commercial?
FedEx not about to be outdone by USPS in blocking the walkway
Devon Isakow retweeted
0/ Venture capital is like college football. Tons of teams, some winners, few dynasties. And dynasties tend to win big. And everyone is out-earned by the professionals (i.e., PE or NFL🤣). Here’s how VCs break down along those lines! #collegefootball #vc
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.@cartainc the help center in app is just hanging. Is there another way to contact you.. preferably speak to a human
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Thanks, managed to submit the question via the help center in app now
Amber is actually short for Hambergular
Devon Isakow retweeted
Sorry I don’t think I’ll make it to drinks tonight, I have to appease my fatigue induced sandman demon/Tom Cardy in eyeliner.
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Always the jump humper, never the soaker
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I think it’s important for humans to achieve immortality. It is the only way the ruling class will care about climate change
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Loving my new toothpaste
Madoff dies on the same day as the coinbase ipo.. coincidence?!
Today is March 4th or “March forth” are attacks on Capitol planned using homophones or something?
How can a conspiracy “go deep” and at the same time “go all the way to the top” Pick a direction and stick with it
I tried to keep my canoe on the street but people complained (why should I have to pay to store my things). So I attached it to the roof of a car and now it's okay
If impeaching Trump would "further divide the country," as Republicans claim, then what did the GOP think challenging Biden's election win would do?
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Republicans calling for unity and healing right now are like that one kid who always yells “not playing” as you’re about to tag him
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In most countries you get two days off work if there’s an attempted coup