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I’m a lover, not a fighter. He/Him/His. Capitalised. #MJInnocent

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined September 2011
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Another thing: IF (again a big if) Michael Jackson is somehow shown to likely be guilty in light of new evidence which withstands scrutiny, I will not be ashamed of the stance I hold now, for it is the reasonable conclusion I’ve come to based on evidence available at the time.
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Alicia Keys covers “Funny How Time Flies (When You're Having Fun)” by Janet Jackson for Halloween 🖤
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Gonna start a Yaaseen’s Deleted Tweets account like they have for Jaboukie 🤭 teapawt.net/ya_a_seen_him/status/2…
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Are we really still having this same conversation after all these years? Fine. Here’s your public service announcement: sleepovers at Neverland, straight from the people who were there. Do with this information what you will.
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I never understood the odd tone that early risers take with people who have a different schedule. Go Tina ❤️
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gay boys i need u to remember that straight men love attention and feeling wanted above all else. that boy IS flirting with you. it is NOT because he likes you!
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When I was a baby gay I once queued this up thinking it would make people laugh and it completely ruined the vibe and made me realise people don't come to gay guy music video night to be challenged: youtu.be/VGRQGm4-A4k
if you guys were at a gay guy music video night what’s the first video you’re playing go
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Dolly at the pearly gates getting us all into heaven
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sucking dick is so fun I wish men were good ppl
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I’m ready
BREAKING: Alleged Penn State cocaine kingpin, dubbed “Pablo Pledgescobar,” turns himself in & is denied bail.
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Twitter is kinda wild ‘cause how is this how I find out about Hayden Panettiere? 😓
RIP 😞😞😞😞😞
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I have noticed my interest in other men has diminished. Am I… am I infatuated?? 😳
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Well this is just perfect 😂
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The ADHD dream career is being a highly paid consultant who swoops in, solves a complex crisis with a chaotic stroke of genius, and immediately exits before having to fill out the timesheets.
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Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.
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The life of a hosting bottom must be so fun
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