The Twittah Shittah

Amoco, Hartford, TN. Insane, silly ass layout. Urinal crowds the pisser right up to the stall door. They say “three’s a crowd.” Well, in here it’s a damn pack of sardines! Not what I’d call clean, but not overly filthy. 3.5/10

If you’re a ref, of any kind, ya moms a ho

Sirius XM Radio, Nashville, TN. Cavernous. No fan, so it really holds onto the smell in there. Decently clean, I suppose. Cool session for the Outlaw Country station. 6.6/10

Pourhouse, Raleigh, NC. Green room bathroom, complete with shower. Well appointed. There’s also a washer and dryer. The stuff that dreams are made of. Clean and not stinky at all. 8.3/10

Same shitbag ref crew as the Mississippi State game… #ACAB #ThatsJustArkansasFootball

Backroom Social Club & Lounge, Springdale, AR. Super cool venue in downtown Springdale. Couldn’t decide I like the ambiance or the decor more. They give you a pen to graffiti the walls, so I put my rating up there for all to see. 8.3/10

Mannnnn #ThatsJustArkansasFootball

Pretty obviously offensive pass interference there… classic ref shit #ACAB

Open field tackle, solid footwork, wrapped him up and brought him down. Let’s get her in a Razorback jersey and see what she can do against Memphis this weekend 🐗

Chana’s Corner, Carroll County, AR. Intersection of Hwys 12 & 23, near Clifty. Kinda dingy, without being overly dirty. Bathroom labeled “ME,” so everyone knows who’s in there. Got me a big ass corndog on my way out. 5/10

Kwik Trip, Janesville, WI. Decently clean. Stalls have full walls and coat hooks. Crazy angle on this TP dispenser. The big stall has a diaper table and a little seat so you can strap in your little buddy and show him how a big dog takes care of business. 7/10

Stop n Go, Urbandale, IA. Talk about wide open spaces! Quite roomy. Mostly clean, except for some scattered debris. Not stinky. 5.5/10

Butch Jones got cartoon steam coming out his ears

This guy is not giving it his all. If it were me, I’d be giving that little bastard hell. None of these soft ass fake kicks, or weak ass taps with the sign. I’d be dual wielding hammers and running it over with my extended cab 2000 Ford Ranger.

Ambro’s Roadhouse, De Soto, IA. Great little biker bar/roadhouse with a patio. Had a mushroom & Swiss burger. Fries were incredible. Interesting double shitter setup. Luckily I had the place to myself. Spacious and clean. 7/10