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Mom accidentally butt dialed sister, sister overheard mom talking shit, says she treats her so badly bc she acts so much like her dad. She does act like her dad and its really annoying but she created that monster.
How am I simultaneously the most insane yet only self aware family member. So tiresome.
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Penis inches are actually a different measurement than regular inches and this naturally leads to some confusion
My cat is so fricking good at escaping. Thankfully she has a poor attention span and forgets im trying to catch her as soon as I swish a stick across the ground. Silly kitty.
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The ways people void their warranties just to bust a nut are pretty crazy. Like obviously that’s not the way you’re supposed to do it.
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Replying to @townmoron
Bodycams revealed what every right wing schizo was saying for years. The police treat blacks and foreigners committing the most egregious crimes with kid gloves while white Americans get brutalized for the most minor offense.
Fuck the cops.
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No modern political event will make sense until you understand the two reasons why a man will hate you.
He will hate you because you harm him, which is easy to understand.
And he will hate you because he harms you.
No, that's not backwards. That is what you must understand.
Here's how it works.
Once upon a time, a man was given an ultimatum. He had to dissociate himself from me, or his long-term benefactor would withdraw all support.
Some people deliberate from principle, while others examine their bread to determine with side it is buttered on. I try not to judge people too harshly if they don't have much butter.
But, suffice to say, he followed his benefactor's commands, despite having nothing in particular against me.
But he then began to dislike me, and make childish comments behind my back. This was utterly predictable if you understand how humans work.
See, having acted against me, he needed to feel that his actions were just.
A man who has harmed you needs you to deserve it, so that he can still feel good about himself. And he will find excuses to think that, because humans are good at telling stories.
Welfare takers don't hate you even though your taxes keep them alive. They hate you because your taxes keep them alive.
The criminal underclass doesn't rob you because they hate you. They hate you because they rob you.
The teeming brown hordes of the third world don't hate you because of history. They hate you because they want to ruin your country and take all your stuff.
Bernie Sanders doesn't try to tax away everything you have because he hates you. He hates you because he wants to tax away everything you have.
It's important to understand this difference.
If a man hates you because you have hurt him, you can appease him. You can apologize, you can make amends, and he can forgive you if he chooses to.
Because forgiving you doesn't violate his self-image.
But if a man hates you because he has hurt you, then you can never appease him. The more you are kind to him, the more you try to placate him, the more sympathy and understanding and gifts you provide, the more he will find reasons to hate you.
Because if you are good, then he is bad. So you can never be good in his eyes.
This is why no amount of sympathy is ever enough. This is why reparations for fictional injuries are a demand that never ceases.
This is why communists want to kill you, no matter how much you benefit them. And the more you do for them, the more they will hate you and want to kill you.
You must never turn the other cheek unless you struck first. You must never apologize unless you have actually done wrong.
You must never pay the Dane-geld, or you will never be rid of the Dane.
You have to fight them. You have no choice.
Because they do not hate for your sins. They hate you for theirs.
And they will continue to hate you until you punish them. Only when they have been punished do they stop needing to tell stories about how you really deserved what they did.
Mercy is for after you take vengeance, not before.
You’re the biggest idiot if you bring a poisonous snake into your home, feed it, protect it, take care of it, and then convince yourself it will love you back
A snake does not stop being poisonous because you treated it kindly
If someone openly tells you they hate you and want to destroy you, believe them....they really do
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Haitian gangs getting eliminated by right wing death squads sponsored by Bitcoin
🇸🇻 El Salvador v Haiti update
Bukele's sent 200+ special forces into Croix-des-Bouquets after gangs ambushed 4 of his soldiers & they're still missing
Explosive drones reportedly hit a compound belonging to 400 Mawozo boss Lanmò San Jou. Gang members already killed in the fighting
Bukele says it gets far worse if his men aren't returned alive
What they should say is that it’s not true, or at least no more true than it’s ever been. There’s really no point in thinking about the global. You only have one mortal body, as does your mother and your father and your children and so on. The amount that you can be tortured and killed is exactly the same as it’s always been through human history.
If you were living out on the frontier, and some strangers came through on horseback and executed your father and then raped and tortured your mother and your sisters before finishing you off, then that’s the same (well, way worse) as dying in a thermonuclear war or being pulverized by a rogue AI.
You only have one life. That life can’t get any bigger or smaller based on technological or social progress.
The ways in which you could be tortured and killed, were in the past much smaller, more personal, more localized… but I don’t know why you’d belong for that.
The only way forward is for adults to stop lying to children about how uniquely bad this world is.
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Just tried watching live tv for the first time in years.
“Are you a fаggоt or ոіggеr with AIDS or even a fаggоt ոіggеr with AIDS? We have a medication that further burdens taxpayers by keeping you alive!”
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"So yeah we finally had to make the speech collars stop translating slurs. It turns out that dogs love slurs and they started picking up new ones from the handlers.”
This song is making me want to frolic about. Me frolicking is such a foreign concept yet the urge is there.























