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We vibe, vibration #DillaMonth Day 1: Yancey Boys -Flowers youtu.be/24Jc8rC6S_E
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Today is 29th October, alimanage?😂
Waziri @chirchir_davis, "By 30th October we will have dualled Rironi to Naivasha."
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Me when she starts sending me random fit checks
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😂😂tamu sana
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Watched this video, almost 10 times 🤣🤣🤣
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Scenes ukipata Mzae na morio wake wamekula cookies uliwacha kwa meza.
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Kenyans, Listen to this MP talking about how much he spends to represent Nyaribari Chache in parliament. Then ask yourself who is the fool on this politics game. He says he spent KSH 40 million in 2022. He won. He has put aside KSH 300 million, for 2027, to return to parliament. What does he get in return? Let me just tell, you are the fool. Straight up. Kenyan MPs are second highest paid GLOBALLY, holding for the size of our economy. But even with that in mind, the economics DO NOT MAKE SENSE. Look at the second attachment: showing his compensation. Take the entire monthly amount of KSH 920,000, and multiply by 60 months. One term. The aggregate is KSH 55,200,000. If he kept 100% of his compensation - and not paid taxes, he would have KSH 55 million. Nobody spends KSH 40 million, and is ready to spend KSH 300 million, for a job earning him KSH 55 million in 5 years. That is the honest truth. So where do you think he gets his return? We have only one year of data from his CDF. I am not making an accusation here, but I want to tell you what the Auditor General found, and concluded. Remember this is just one year. The screenshots in in the third attachment. Finding 1: Kshs. 40,460,730 Kshs. 40.46 million in bursary disbursements had no acknowledgement letters from the receiving institutions, no names of beneficiaries, no schools. Nothing. So there is no proof the funds ever reached the alleged schools or if anyone ever benefitted. Finding 2 Kshs. 5,400,000 Kshs. 5.4 million was paid for four projects that were not finished. These were two classrooms with poor plastering, cracked walls, and missing tiling, windowpanes and drainage; pit latrines without the required disability chamber; a dormitory with incomplete floor tiling; and a gate with a guardhouse. Finding 3: Kshs. 9,494,427 Kshs. 9.49 million was paid for three projects that were either barely started or never built: (1) four classrooms where only the slab had been laid (2) two three-roomed offices that had not been implemented (3) a 45-student twin laboratory that had not been implemented Finding 4: Kshs. 8,000,000 Kshs. 8 million was paid for two 40-bed dormitories later abandoned. On one, only the foundation and ground beams were done, and the beams had rusted after the contract expired without an approved extension. Together, these four findings come to Kshs. 63,355,157 for Nyaribari Chache NGCDF. In just one year. In our politics, there is no shortage of fools. And it is not the politician. @FlavNasmbu @Kibet_bull @MoGAbdi
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People paying for that home fibre + data + calls as a package are seeing bad things. Green company is showing people dust.
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Next game akae home bro
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Millennial akikuona nje na shati ya red na Kuna lightening
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📌📌📌🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 South Africa, we have an Obligation to find these things.
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Me every minute because of the El Nino heat:
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if you do not go to kitengela,... kitengela will come to you 😂😂🥺😭😭
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Museveni's son a 5-star General who is also the head of the army in Uganda, Muhoozi Mainerugaba, struggling to address the people after he touched the microphone! Didn't know that he's this clueless, and his father is struggling to impose such a character to replace him as a president! Uganda has a long way to go!
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Clock Lisandro Martinez out partying at the 25 second mark wearing a beanie hat and shades No wonder Man United are in a relegation battle
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Rally bila hata Sifuna 😂😂🔥
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Maono Hatuna, Agenda Hatuna, Akili Hatuna Kura Tuko Nazi Na Hatukupei
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#SisiNiCarrick 🥳🥳🥳
🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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“Sifuna Mkombozi, amezaliwa 🎶🎵” Mombasa residents singing
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GOD Did: It's a brand new day to win 🏆 Good morning friends 🤗
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