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This 97-year-old diner still looks between f and h to find the "incident" at your high school the old fashioned way.
John Ternus has announced his first actions as Apple CEO.
“Sami Fathi’s Mac is gonna explode. Blown up completely. On day one.”
We are all Tim Cook
Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple.
John Ternus, Apple’s current Senior Vice President of Engineering, will take over as CEO in September.
(cnbc.com/2026/04/20/apple-na…)
You just created a million Tim Cooks
Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple.
John Ternus, Apple’s current Senior Vice President of Engineering, will take over as CEO in September.
(cnbc.com/2026/04/20/apple-na…)
BREAKING: Michael Burkhardt is set to replace John Ternus as Apple CEO on September 1st, 2038
“I’m gonna bring Ethan back fr. And then Steve Jobs back from the dead. Ong”
Michael Burkhardt is reportedly 2-6 weeks away from enriching enough uranium to develop his first nuclear weapon.
He plans to strike Sami Fathi.
So glad the EU is forcing USB-C, I'm tired of how thin phones are getting. Happy that we now have a physical limit!

































