 Apple Fan, Tech Enthusiast, and Software Engineer | 21yo.

San Francisco
Joined January 2018
This 97-year-old diner still looks between f and h to find the "incident" at your high school the old fashioned way.
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Sami Fathi has reportedly switched to Android. It’s currently unknown why he made the move.
Apple unveils the iPhone 18 pro. Available in burgundy, light blue, black and silver.
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sami: are you 18 yet? iPhone: yes
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Today marks Tim Cook’s last day.
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i think learning how to park within the lines should be on every driver's test in the world
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John Ternus has announced his first actions as Apple CEO. “Sami Fathi’s Mac is gonna explode. Blown up completely. On day one.”
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We are all Tim Cook
Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple. John Ternus, Apple’s current Senior Vice President of Engineering, will take over as CEO in September. (cnbc.com/2026/04/20/apple-na…)
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You just created a million Tim Cooks
Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple. John Ternus, Apple’s current Senior Vice President of Engineering, will take over as CEO in September. (cnbc.com/2026/04/20/apple-na…)
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BREAKING: Michael Burkhardt is set to replace John Ternus as Apple CEO on September 1st, 2038 “I’m gonna bring Ethan back fr. And then Steve Jobs back from the dead. Ong”
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14 years is such a long amount of time. To put it into perspective, if you were born when Steve Jobs passed away, you'd now be old enough for Sami Fathi.
Steve Jobs passed away 14 years ago today. What do you think Apple would look like today if he was still CEO?
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Sami Fathi is still at large.
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crazy that the app icons are Sami Fathi-based
Thanks to Apple's Liquid Glass, a lot of the system app icons on iOS are PDF based, making them also SVG based, and that means you can actually mess with the layers of the icons themselves and its so fun
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Dylan McDonald and Tim Cook have a combined net worth of $2.4 billion 🔥💯
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Michael Burkhardt is reportedly 2-6 weeks away from enriching enough uranium to develop his first nuclear weapon. He plans to strike Sami Fathi.
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They gotta meet up with Steve Jobs next 🙏💯
Linus Torvalds & Bill Gates just met each other for the first time
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Sam Altman if he was a girl: Samantha Altwoman. (Original joke by Dillard)
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Elon can't keep getting away with this
welcome to the world, little guy! he came early and is going to be in the nicu for awhile. he is doing well and it’s really nice to be in a little bubble taking care of him. i have never felt such love.
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So glad the EU is forcing USB-C, I'm tired of how thin phones are getting. Happy that we now have a physical limit!
The limit is approaching, how to solve this problem?
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NEW: Craig Federighi on his last name being Federighi. "My last name is Federighi."
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he picked the second option
If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!
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Stephen A. Smith will never be elected President of the United States.
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