Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious tweets signed by ND.

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Look @DaveRitcey. We don’t want small businesses building more grow ops and who the hell is Ed?
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Replying to @southends
Yeah most women appear older anyway. That’s just being redundant. Thanks!
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I haven’t heard the “my daddy” argument in a long while. -ND
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Replying to @AMM40
We have an age 29 limit at most of our press conferences.
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So let me get this straight. The story here is how two unauthorized, older women who happen to be recognizable award winning journalists were able to bypass security controls at a federally regulated $10 billion industrial site. Is that really the angle they’re going with? -ND
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Affordable housing? Transparency? Environmental protections? Jobs?
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Introducing my official tartan kilt. Woven with my face, stitched with my vision, and priced at $499.99 because I refuse to let affordability interfere with innovation. Other premiers simply build a legacy. I put mine on your arse. You're welcome.
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Replying to @lil_caesar69
To be fair, I barely graced the floor of the Legislature this year so 75% of my time was limited to begin with .
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I wish the media would stop finding out what we’re up to especially when it’s about us preventing the public from finding out what we’re up to.
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Played hide the ironing board this week. I lost because I don’t know what an ironing board looks like.
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So with all that Nova Scotia Guard merch nobody bothered to save me a ball cap ferfucksakes.
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Electric vehicle owners are gonna pay one way or the other. The bicycle crowd? You’re next.
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My government is committed to affordable housing. That's why we're encouraging every Nova Scotian to install a mini AI data centre in their living room. It’ll heat your home. It’ll need 50 kW/hr. It’ll tell you where your family can sleep. The future of housing has arrived!
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Proud to welcome @AirCanada to the MacKay Bridge as our first corporate sponsor. Making sure Nova Scotians never confuse public service with a pleasant experience.
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Marco MacLeod has stepped down so he can learn and grow. I’ve stepped back into the Minster of Energy role because apparently the only thing this government knows how to generate reliably is another cabinet vacancy FFS. #nspoli
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My government’s research scientists have estimated that 431,328,552 people have had sex at least one time to MC Hammer’s Have You Seen Her? In case you want to know our priorities and stuff.
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RIP Dolly Parton. People forget she invented the microwave after getting tired of waiting for casseroles. Up until 1985 she ran a four minute mile.
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