Walker and Will (;

10 years ago today we took this dumb photo and came up with an even dumber twitter handle. We’d like to thank the hundreds of twitter followers we’ve accumulated over this past decade. #DinosaurPastaforever #10yearchallenge

Buc-ee’s sticker on the car type energy

You work/grind for others. I grind my tech deck while working. We are not the same.

More of a stella fella myself

I’ve been bamboozled by Whole Foods delivery. Looks like a critter hollowed out my half loaf of sourdough

Is it just me or does everyone still go full sprint skipping every other step when going up the stairs at their parents house? Walking is simply not in the cards

Clinked field goals that go through the uprights should could as 4 points. Heck, maybe 5

Bout to slap the bag

Can you get tarmac’d at home? @AriWasserman

I might grill a better burger & throw a better ball than Arch Manning. At least one is true

Tennessee kicker has crazy eyes

Spam is getting crazy sophisticated these days. How do they know I’m looking for friends? Who told them?

Recipe for an 8pm Sunday bedtime

If Will Smith was the Prince of Bel-Air, I’m the king of getting pee oh my pants at a urinal

Me: successfully reignites the pilot light on my water heater Also Me: hey siri, play Hard Hat and a Hammer by Alan Jackson

On this week’s rendition of #NancyMeyersSunday I bring you an absolutely iconic Lindsey Lohan role.