Thiccen Chalupa

Wait, you organize your dry erase markers by primary and non-primary colors…. and you’re not diagnosed???

Did MS Teams crash? or am I still in hell?

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

If there is ever an emergency on a plane, run to back for help. That’s where all the military members are and they’ve been seated there the longest praying for a moment like this

The lord really did his thing when he created Taco Bell

So when are we all gonna sue Lyft? bc how am I paying an xtra $3–$4 for “Priority Pickup” bc my driver is 4 min away… only for Lyft to tell me they’re actually 11 minutes away??? WHAT DID I PAY EXTRA FOR??? 😭 And I KNOW I’m not the only one this keeps happening to

This week’s gLee episode would’ve hit so hard 🕊️ #Dolly

Anna Nicole Smith would have loved OnlyFans and Ozempic 😢

If it ain’t like the Empire State Building couple I don’t want it!

Paraguay’s goalie is like not that good. And I, an expert at catching balls 🌈, volunteer to take his place. #FIFA

First time I can say the National Anthem made me wet 😍💦🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I’m only interested in farm-to-table food if it comes from Pepperidge Farm

I know nothing about the Kentucky Derby but I hope both teams have fun!

One of my favorite posts ever was an acquaintance of mine who just got a rhinoplasty in the hype of Ariana Grande’s 7 Rings, and he posted “you like..my nose?..gee thanks, just bought it”

My gpt hates to me coming

Got 2 more Hilary Duff tix today. kms postponed

Love the Oxford comma. Hate the Oxford shoe.