❝ ᴬᶰᵈ ᴴᵃᶰ ˢᵒˡᵒ…ᴴᵉ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵈᶤˢᵃᵖᵖᵒᶤᶰᵗᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ❞ иєω ѕυρяємє ℓєα∂єя 「ωнєи тнє тιмє ¢σмєѕ, уoυ ωιℓℓ вє тнє σиє тσ тυяи.」#StarWars #TheForceAwakens #TheLastJedi
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People keep saying I'm reaching out to Rey.
No.
I'm reaching for the burrito I just ordered.
I'm starving.
#StarWars #TheLastJedi #PlotTwist
Have a New Year!
Notice I did not say "happy". Just be thankful Hux hasn't blown up your star system yet. It could happen at any time.
#HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2019
I resemble that remark.
When the Imperial March automatically begins to play whenever I enter a room, I will know I have reached success.
#SignIAmOnTheRightPath
Starting off the day with my favorite coffee roast, "Black as my Soul."
#MorningMotivation
How about if I "kindly" put about half the galaxy's population out of its misery? That sounds pretty kind to me.
#WorldKindnessDay
Today, there has been a great disturbance in the Force. Rest in peace, Stan Lee. You will be greatly missed.
#RIPStanLee #ThankYouStanLee
In an overwhelming display of self-control, as a special favor to @SassyGeneralHux, Kylo abstains from destroying anything on board the Supremacy for one full cycle.
So it turns out I didn't win the election yesterday.
Good thing this galaxy is not a democracy, so none of it makes the least bit of difference!
I hope you have all voted today. I also hope that you voted for me.
If not, be expecting a regiment of stormtroopers on your doorstep.
#VotingMatters #electionday #GoVote
And we look FABULOUS!
#SkywalkerPride #WhoWoreItBest
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#DaylightSavings?
Once again, basically irrelevant if you make your home on a gigantic space ship. 🙄