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Official account of Disclaimer Comedy & Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge! Every Wednesday @ 9:30 at The One Stop (55 College St.)

 Asheville, NC
Joined November 2013
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Joe Zimmerman@joezimmerman12 Oct 2018
My new album "INNOCENCE" is out today! Enjoy this animated sneak peak on the importance of persistence 🙋‍♀️💍 Check out the rest of the album here: 800pgr.lnk.to/JoeTW
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@ClickHole12 Jul 2017
Following The Russian Lawyer Scandal, Nike Has Pulled Its $125 Million Endorsement Deal With Donald Trump Jr. clckhl.co/Rr5XvjT
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@McJesse27 Jun 2017
I photoshopped a flesh-light into the background of this photo please RT so one day it accidentally get's used in an article.
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@StephenKing14 Jun 2017
Blocked! Condemned to an existential wasteland of Trumplessness!
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@pattonoswalt3 May 2017
So you have ZERO compassion for your 3 kids, you no-child-support-paying deadbeat Skittle-dick cumfart? teapawt.net/walshfreedom/status/85…
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@WalshFreedom3 May 2017
It's not compassion to forcibly take the money I make & give it to someone else. It is compassion for me to voluntarily help someone else.
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asheville grit@AshevilleGrit5 Apr 2017
.@cakecomedy has an innovative way to sell tickets to an upcoming AVL show bit.ly/2p1neH0 Get the scoop #avlent @TheSouthernAvl
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Joe Zimmerman@joezimmerman8 Mar 2017
I have a debilitating combination of FOMO and LONGO (Fear of Missing Out + Love of Not Going Out).
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Doubts Shadow@AlsoAFloorWax2 Mar 2017
Hi Twitter it's been a while. I wrote a book called "Disrupture" Available on Amazon or the Kindle store in print or eBook. Goodbye Twitter.
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Joe Zimmerman@joezimmerman9 Feb 2017
It's time to stop with these Trump/Voldemort comparisons when he's clearly a Malfoy.
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Jason Farr@JasonFarrJokes8 Feb 2017
The newest disappointment in Philip Seymour Hoffman's death is that he won't play Bannon in the definite-to-be-made Trump presidency movie.
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@pattonoswalt4 Jan 2017
Manson medical news: His spleen ain't keen to your machine scene and all of us are puppets in a broken theater. (Manson's words, verbatim)
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Tig Notaro@TigNotaro14 Sep 2016
Everyday is Halloween when your personality is a mask
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Disclaimer Comedy@DisclaimerCom22 Jul 2016
@DrScapino will be taking a break mid-surgery to preform this Saturday 8pm @ The Southern. bit.ly/29ZocMZ Not to be missed! #avl
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Disclaimer Comedy@DisclaimerCom21 Jul 2016
Stand-Up Comedy this Sat. 8pm @ The Southern in downtown #Asheville. @tomsfeeney @SeanyFinnerty $5. #avlent #avl bit.ly/29ZocMZ
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Disclaimer Comedy@DisclaimerCom21 Jul 2016
Excited to see @BegleyHilliary hitting the comedy stage this Saturday @ The Southern. bit.ly/29ZocMZ Gonna be fun. Come on out!
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Disclaimer Comedy@DisclaimerCom29 Jun 2016
Open Mic tonight @ the Southern! Come see some great local comedians. Totally free! #avlnews #avlent #AVL m.facebook.com/events/103803…
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Michele Scheve@michelescheve29 Jun 2016
Today 4-6p @AshevilleFM @JakeFrankel @DavidForbes @AvlBlade @avlbrewers @Brewgasm @HighlandBrews @newbelgium &more ashevillefm.org/slumber-part…
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The Citizen Times@asheville6 May 2016
Native NC comedian John Reep performs tonight at the @millroom . avlne.ws/24BYDrA #avlnews
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Tony@tsm56027 Apr 2016
What's your favorite Led Zeppelin song about the severe lack of celestial elevators?
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Asheville Comedy@avlcomedy10 Feb 2016
Since his last appearance @Millroom, @andywoodhull has appeared on The Tonight Show, Conan, & Comedy Central. ow.ly/YassU
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