I can only be in a relationship with someone who tolerates hearing poems and riddles in every interaction
My (friend’s) daughter asked me why it’s wrong to swear in front of children and I told her it’s because you wouldn’t swear in front of the queen.
Guy who has never used Tumblr but whose entire personality was manifested through the Tumblr porn ban
I just clocked that i like being home alone for weeks at a time because i get to do this in my own house
Replying to @dollcore_cals
I always played homeless and i would go sit on the empty playground and sigh out loud and say “i wonder what im going to eat today”
No, I actually am not going to give my personal information to every Indian in Shartistan to receive five dollars from Elon Musk.
This is your own post from your own instagram account right now and u have to deny it bc ur embarrassed that you have to scroll thru 5 miles of Ghislennial cringe to locate it
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