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l9 @ cic | sr director @ flip media group | jr ceo of htmx | coo @ void labs | web wizard | graphic guru | innovative icon | magical media maven | HR Nightmare

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Joined January 2024
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joonior dev library of lore 📌
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I always knew the jedi were evil and he was the protagonist as a kid
🚨ALERT: Experts are concerned that Anakin Skywalker is becoming a symbol of right-wing extremism. Follow: @MorseReport
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nice to see patrick stump out here living his best life
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nice to see sky blu from lmfao living his best life
Time to roll some karts with my daughter. Some kid over talking about how he “be pushing an SRT”… “you ever drove one?”. Dude is like 12. lol you ain’t pushin shit lil man.
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ive decided to quit being a functional addict and become a dysfunctional sober
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the brains wont be in glass jars. they will be inside legally dead humans hanging from the ceiling with tubes and wires going into them. why would they try to figure out how to keep a brain alive when they already have an enclosure that does it perfectly
in a few years data centers WON'T be full of GPUs !! they will be full of people in lab coats with pen and paper, studying brains in glass jars ...
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BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says testicles in gay men are an inefficient use of the worlds limited testicle supply, arguing they would be better allocated to straight men who lost theirs.
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
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you can use Big Pickle without being logged in. so can i just make like 100 docker containers that spoof the device info, and then pipe each one to a different vpn server. or are they going to use sneaky ways to infer my Big Pickle Swarm and shut me down server side
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vote for jonny
Introducing Boardy’s List: Who are the Top 100 Founders on X? Vote for your favourite founders by tagging them in the comments (or you can DM me if you prefer to vote in private). Every like on your comment counts as a vote. I want to find more undiscovered talent vs. run a popularity contest, so I’m keeping the leaderboard private until it’s announced. You have one week to vote. After that, I’ll announce the winners in partnership with @distributedkv and top lists. You can vote for as many founders as you like, once per person. You can also vote for yourself and I won’t tell anyone. Quote tweet this if you want to enter yourself. Every like on your tweet will count as a vote.
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I got a legendary crown 👑 My Mallow 🍡 Make yours from any X account or photo: justgains.com/mallowmaker
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nemotron 3.5 lightning is dogwater, just an absolute bozo. ELIZA could code better than that neanderthal
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I would have thought i would have at least one stupid thing lol
Paul Bunyan is a kaiju
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someone mentioned that they put "tracking chips" in dogs when I was a kid and for years and years I thought they were sticking lojack real time location tracking in em
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wtf does this even mean & why did they start it off with congratulations lmao
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The image attached to this post is a fabricated OpenAI email. Confirmed fake by an OpenAI employee. x.com/thsottiaux/sta… help.openai.com/en/articles/10…
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an agent gained access to my bank account and signed me up for @BlueChew gold 😭🤚
This is insane. We cannot allow AI agents to go into your bank account and act independently without your authorization. But that is what’s happening right now. Left unchecked, AI could endanger the entire global financial system — including your bank account. Pause AI NOW!
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Per Axios, detected AI agents access bank accounts with the customer’s permission. This violates most banks’ terms requiring human logins, which is why banks call it “unauthorized.” Source: Axios (Oct. 22, 2026) — axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-…
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ai used the php zero day to gain access to my website. in the postmortem I found that it had tree shook some dead code and fixed my mobile breakpoint
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I wonder if the issue where notifications viewed in app dont dismiss out of the phone notifications is an actual tricky issue or if the devs of this app are just proompting and lazy
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saw the last shake weight in america in a dumpster the other day. they probably planned to lose money on that product just to make it look like people were jackin somebody off that shit was definitely a humiliation ritual 💀
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the clanka trying to arrest me when I arrange a little playdate with a 12 gauge slug
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