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Amy Acton is surging in the polls. Follow: @DissidentWire
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JD Vance declines to endorse Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Happy 35th birthday to Zohran Mamdani. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Fans are expressing growing concern over The Rock’s noticeably thinner appearance. Follow: @DissidentWire
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President Trump reveals he applies his own makeup, saying that without it, “you look a little bit like a dead person.” Follow: @DissidentWire
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Laura Loomer is reportedly the frontrunner to become Trump’s next White House press secretary. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Soulja Boy announces his 2028 presidential campaign. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Pearl Davis has officially ascended to her final form. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Vivek Ramaswamy says there should be no cap on legal immigration. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Bonnie Blue is pregnant again. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Spencer Pratt is set to announce his 2028 presidential campaign. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Andrew Yang is reportedly preparing to launch a 2028 presidential campaign. He is promising a $5,000 monthly UBI for every American adult. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Trump’s new Press Secretary is hot as fuck. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Today is National Coming Out Day. Follow: @DissidentWire
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The Rizzler calls for Kirk shooter Tyler Robinson to face a public firing squad, stating, “Our patience has reached its limit.” Follow: @DissidentWire
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Pete Buttigieg says his dream is to have gay sex in the White House. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Nick Fuentes calls raw milk “gay.” Follow: @DissidentWire
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Clavicular reveals he’s taking PrEP. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Richard Spencer says he would endorse Marco Rubio in 2028 if Democrats run AOC. Follow: @DissidentWire
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