tweet the tweet. like the tweet. retweet the tweet. god, life’s relentless

Corfu, Greece
Joined April 2017
📣 Any journalists interested in a Peep Show quiz feature? I’ve written a Peep Show quiz book published by Penguin this November. If you’d like to do a quiz feature based on the book, pls drop me a DM penguin.co.uk/books/485570/t…
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Gotta stop buying random shit from Shein
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Which of you clean shirts is on mastermind tonight then?
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Pedge. Read the book. 🙏
Replying to @RealMattKing
Did you see Pej in Macedonia?
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Mark: Right, chance would be a fine thing. (That's a thing​ that people say, isn't it?)
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The @kellyclarkson tapes are OUT! And guess what? The footage shows NO evidence of her being disparaged. What it DOES show is her looking at the bird, staff assisting otherS, and Kelly having an outburst as she leaves - and other customers clearly uncomfortable by her conduct.
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Got to the bit on a Peep Show rewatch where hes jilted Sophie and they both go back to work. can you imagine how fucking good that would be?! Two people in your office got engaged and one jilted the other? Be absolutely incredible. You'd be cancelling holidays to go in.
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Update from Danny Tommo's son today. Show Danny your support: Daniel Thomas A7594DQ HMP Winchester Romsey Rd, Winchester SO22 5DF Email a Prisoner: emailaprisoner.com Support his children; givesendgo.com/danny-tommos-…
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Best of luck to all Dobby Club members in tomorrow's accidental rum to Windsor - legends. Make sure you get your supplies so you don't Jez it. See you at the finishing line where I'll be noting the times in my special notebook, if I can be bothered.
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average trying to get glasto tickets experience
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The stress of trying for Glastonbury tickets is horrific
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Pensioners when they have to cut their cruises from 3 a year to 2:
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Danny has been refused bail The Judge used the same speech from the first hearing. Next hearing 6th Nov Danny is a danger to the public apparently , suspected muslim terrorists aren’t
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The Peep Show Marathon mentioned in today’s Guardian 🏃‍♂️ 🫒
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insane things going on over on h*nge
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