Guitarist for God Forbid. Snot. Vagus Nerve. Ex-Bad Wolves. Host of The Ex Man Podcast.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2010
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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😭😭😭
I am not even exaggerating, Druski videos gotta be the funniest of all time man 😭
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I’m a single-issue Cheesecake Factory voter. The Democrats have just LOST my vote.
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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The biggest hardcore show of all time in the city where the genre was born put on by a group of kids from up the road who cut their teeth in DMV/Richmond hardcore, the show and crew largely staffed with their friends from that scene, all for the benefit of the defining humanitarian cause of this generation. Turnstile forever, TUI til I die, never forget Diamond Youth
I was at the free turnstile show in Washington, DC and I felt like I was a part of history
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devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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There’s a lot of this vibe in DC these days.
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Doc Coyle retweeted
Same guy who had an infamous meltdown last year declaring Republicans had betrayed all their 2024 campaign promises, and vowed to form a Third Party: denounced GOP for exploding the national debt, admitted DOGE was basically a ruse, and tweeted that Trump was in the Epstein Files
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Replying to @DocCoyle
@DocCoyle i see you brotha!
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$442m to buy our elections and it constitutes just 0.045% of Elons wealth. That’s the equivalent of the median American household spending $92. If you can’t see the problem with this then I don’t know what to tell you.
Political Polls
@PpollingNumbersOct 23
🔴 News - Elon Musk donated another $76 million to support Republicans, raising his total contributions this cycle to over $442 million
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Doc Coyle retweeted
the vivek ramaswamy hail mary was: listen up liberals, my opponent was sexually abused as child
NEW ALL-TIME HIGH: Amy Acton has an 80% chance to win the Ohio Governor race
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You have to be a truly terrible person to do this
It's almost impressive that the Knicks just provided the greatest New York sports memory ever and James Dolan will still be forever reviled
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Doc Coyle retweeted
Opus 5.5’s controversial take about humans
Controversial take from Gemini 4 Argon
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Doc Coyle retweeted
"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat" Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.
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Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸
@jimstewartsonOct 22
Elon says he is a “utopian anarchist” as defined by Iain M. Banks—who wrote a series about a futuristic spacefaring society called “the Culture.” Elon’s favorite volume Surface Detail stars an inconceivably rich sadistic oligarch named Joiler Veppers. Veppers secretly controls 70% of his civilization’s computing infrastructure. But his data centers are unique. Veppers stores AIs which torture the digital consciousness of people who have been condemned to be punished for all time. The torture chambers are called Hells, and Veppers rents them out to governments to make himself rich. The way people are uploaded to Hells is a technology called “neural lace” which is a chip that interfaces with your brain. In a different book, neural lace is called “the most efficient torture device ever created.” Another thing Veppers does with his data centers is use his AIs to covertly interfere with other civilizations’ interstellar wars when he wants. Kind of like crippling Starlink in Ukraine. Elon Musk is living in a demented science fiction alternate reality. Except it’s real enough to kill a lot more actual people.
Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸
@jimstewartsonOct 21
Replying to @jimstewartson
receipts. he is obsessed with “the Culture”. look it up. they all have neuralink.
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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Doc Coyle retweeted
wemby was launching bricks in solidarity with the french protesters
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Doc Coyle retweeted
Never seen someone laugh dick first
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Doc Coyle retweeted
see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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A WORK OF ART. @JasonofBH
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First poster for the first-ever 70mm film and IMAX release of Christopher Nolan's ‘THE PRESTIGE’. In theaters on January 29.
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