Doc Emrick in real life situations. Admit it, you read all of these tweets in Doc's voice. *Parody Account*
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when my kids ask me what it was like to listen to doc emrick call a hockey game xitter.cf/15_sappp/status/171736…
Doc calls Sidney Crosby’s shootout winner at the 2008 Winter Classic.
🎥: @NBCSports
KELCE, HE SCORES, ITS OVER! AFTER SO MANY FIREWAGON LEAD CHANGES, THE CHIEFS HAVE WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY THE BUFFALO BILLS, WHAT MARVELOUS CHAOS IN ARROWHEAD!
Chesnut shovels down 76 hot dogs & buns, a bald eagle soars overhead, the American flag waves high in the sky. He breaks his own world record, AGAIN, MY GOODNESS! The chant is “AMERICA”. Happy Fourth of July!
Juzang finesses on in, FIRES, it wouldn’t go, ANOTHER TRY, HE SCORES, THE GAME IS TIED. Suggs hustles back the other way, HE FLINGS ONE FROM HALF COURT...HE SCORES, SUGGS, ITS OVER! GONZAGA WILL PLAY FOR THE TITLE, OH WHAT MARVELOUS CHAOS!
As the real Doc makes a firewagon change into retirement, we will all have to maneuver through the quagmire that is the NHL without him. Nothing could shuffleboard more fans into their seats than hearing Doc call a hockey game. A truly legendary career, MY GOODNESS!
I swagger on up to Area 51, and approach a quagmire of social media users who CHARGE toward the mysterious government facility. A few pesky kids make it inside & try to finagle away with an extraterrestrial being, BUT IT WOULD NOT GO, RIFLED AWAY BY SECURITY!
Swing after swing, these two human baseball cannons decimate the baseball population one pitch at a time AND THEY TIE FOR A SECOND STRAIGHT ROUND, 37 TO 37, CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE GUYS?