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Seth Schwartzman

@DoctorChocolate

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 Preferably Delaware
Joined March 2009
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And the O’s are out of the cellar!!
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I see your colorful galaxies and raise you the most beautiful sunset in the history of New Jersey.
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The world may be a dumpster fire but hey, The 👏 Orioles 👏 don’t 👏 suck! #Birdland
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#MyWorstCar Oh this one's easy. A 1991 Hyundai Elantra (1st year of the model!) - my dad bartered for it with the guy who ran the auto shop he shared space with. He traded them a storage trailer for my first car.
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One of my favorite early memories of it was when my high school self was driving badly somewhere in northeast Philly, my friend went to grab the "oh shit" handle, and it came off in his hand.
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Another time, the back half of the exhaust ripped off in a parking lot, because we had 6 or 7 people in the car (1 or 2 in the trunk) on the way to a rush event at a bowling alley somewhere near Cleveland.
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Why does my Apple Watch tell me it’s time to stand up when I’m taking a dump?
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The two times I liked Tom Brady: 1. Feb 4, 2018, when Nick Foles and Co. beat him in Super Bowl LII 2. Yesterday, when he figuratively threw Trump under a bus at the White House I guess anything’s possible!
It just occurred to me that the toilet flusher is often on the left side (but not always, and we will prevail) cuz the left hand is inferior. Fuck that I use my right hand anyway. #lefties
Where’d the cheese go?
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Can someone explain to me why being asked to wear a mask and suggesting we all get vaccinated is at all bad idea or infringing on your rights? The challenge with COVID is its high rate of asymptomatic transmission, so even if you think it's totally "up to you" what to do...
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...remember that you could be getting someone else sick without even knowing it. A close friend of mine and his wife now hav COVID, his case is mild but his wife is in the ICU and intubated because of it. Nobody knows who they got it from, and that's exactly the point...
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...so stop being so fucking selfish, get vaccinated, wear a mask and hopefully this will blow over soon enough, assuming enough of us do that.
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A retweet campaign for the #MarioKartTour Bowser vs. Donkey Kong Tour is here! Retweet this video if you're #TeamDonkeyKong. Players will get coins equal to the total number of retweets! (Total of English and Japanese tweets for both teams. Max coins: 10,000. Until May 2.)
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What’s good for the goose...
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He’s not a RINO, he’s just not an ASSHOLE. I don’t always agree with his decisions, but I appreciate that he serves his state and all of its constituents. In other words, he gives a shit.
Governor Larry Hogan (@GovLarryHogan) profile pictureGovernor Larry Hogan
@GovLarryHogan22 Nov 2020
If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland. Stop golfing and concede.
Dear everyone, I WANT THE NEW (canes) JERSEY for Chanukah please please please! #TheWhale #Hartford #BrassBonanza
NHL (@NHL) profile pictureNHL
@NHL16 Nov 2020
Replying to @NHL
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Rose Garden Total Landscaping — 11:30am!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump13 Nov 2020
Will be having a press conference from the Rose Garden in 15 minutes.
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