- I shit excellence, & more often than not, diarrhea - Brain Surgery & MTBI morphed me into a Golden Girl, minus Blanche's sexy escapades. - I own girl parts.
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HayesEl Buttorworf retweeted
Laying the gloves down 🫡
[ #UFC318 | @DustinPoirier ]
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Excuse me @hulu do you not realize it’s the #NFLPlayoffs and you are making a lot of @giants fans angry. #nygvsmin
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Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk
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Pronouns are important, but do not forget to respect adjectives. It can be very upsetting for a marginalized person to be misadjectived.
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Let's be real, @TedKoppyNBC hands out baby carrots on Halloween
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If a group of men claiming to be members of Al-Qaeda showed up at an FBI field office with firearms, we would call that terrorism. Ashli Babbitt and Ricky W. Shiffer were domestic terrorists, and we need to keep calling them that.
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I just got peed on by a homeless man. In all fairness I think I was standing where he usually goes. So I let him finish.
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Thanks for stealing my thunder Tommy Lee, I was gonna Instagram my asshole last night but my wife hates being on the internet. :) – at Atascadero, CA
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Eric Trump said he got goosebumps when Trump held up the Bible. Sorry Eric, those weren't goosebumps, those were herpes.
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#FoundatMaralago
A fuck ton of MyPillows with holes cut in them for some reason...🤔
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Sometimes I think the other Aliens left E.T on earth because he was a cross dressing drunk. :) – at Paso Robles, CA
