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17 years ago, Britney Spears had radio stations panicking with "If U Seek Amy" after everyone realized what the title sounded like when said out loud.

"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" might be one of the biggest winners of the #Britney25 re-release. These newly edited shots from the official music video make an already beautiful song feel even more special.

Britney Spears performing "Anticipating" on the Dream Within a Dream Tour. Britney actually co-wrote this song, and it became a single exclusively in France.

Britney Spears behind the scenes of the Dream Within a Dream Tour in 2001. She was 19, flying over audiences, dancing in artificial rain, and putting on a show that still looks futuristic 25 years later.

Britney Spears performing "I'm a Slave 4 U." The fact that this song was originally written for Janet Jackson, but ended up becoming the soundtrack to Britney's transition from teen pop princess to grown-up superstar.

Britney Spears explaining that the concept of the "Circus" music video is basically… a circus. Genius of art.

Britney Spears performing “(Drop Dead) Beautiful” on the Femme Fatale Tour in 2011. The fact that she got Sabi to rap about steamed vegetables in the middle of a song about being irresistibly hot.

A bratz edit celebrating 25 years of Britney Spears' self-titled album.

Britney Spears performing "Freakshow" on the Circus Tour in 2009.

Britney Spears making a guest appearance on the Halloween episode of The Famous Jett Jackson in 1999. Imagine turning on Disney Channel for a spooky episode and suddenly Britney shows up.

Britney Spears performing "Boys" on Saturday Night Live in 2002.

17 billion streams on Spotify for Britney Spears.

Britney Spears performing "Overprotected." In 2001, Britney explained that the song was partly about the people managing her career treating her like a little girl.

Britney Spears performing "Lucky."

The fact that technology in 2001 was already capable of producing 360° footage of Britney Spears' Dream Within a Dream Tour is insane.

Britney Spears invented the illusion of slow motion. Even the laws of physics knew they had to slow down for her.

We're so desperate for official footage of Britney Spears' Circus Tour that AI recreations are starting to sound like a reasonable idea.

Britney Spears performing "Womanizer" on The X Factor UK in 2008. The entire world had spent a year discussing her downfall, and suddenly she was back on prime-time TV with a number one hit.

Britney Spears spent her entire childhood working, became a global superstar, and then released "Work Bitch" to tell the rest of us to get a job. She'd had enough of carrying the economy.

Britney Spears blasting "Piece of Me" in her car on the day Blackout dropped in 2007.

Britney Spears guessing her own choreographies in 2016. The rest of us call these moves pop culture history. To her, they're just things she did at work.