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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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If niggas call @djvlad police, how is 50 not police with this documentary
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When a woman says she loves the woman she's becoming she's currently back in rent 3 months. facts are facts
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Lori Harvey use niggas cause she don’t need em financially Lori will hump a nigga in Burger King if she like em but the chick that work in Burger King only wanna deal with a man with a private jet
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Make Black Tebow beat you #SuperBowl
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Niggas be 33 in a one sided beef with Angel Reese
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This man holds the lives of 4 professional football organizations in his hands and none of them are his own
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You’re a man, you’re not getting the sympathy a woman is going to get, don’t come tell us your girl got fucked, you’re a loser now
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Bitches post pictures saying “Facecard Valid never Declined” But body be having overdraft fees
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So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??
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As a man why do you have your toes out and exposed like a lil petite hoe. Put some socks on bitch ass nigga
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Just know when i pull up for the holidays, im parking on the grass.
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You ain't ever seen anybody WIN a presidential election and just disappear
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The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.
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praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore
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Please cite one actual teaching of Jesus that Trump, or the MAGA movement, have fought for legislatively. One actual commandment of Jesus that guided your vote for Trump. Chapter & verse, please. Just one. #AskATrumpDefender #100
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Women don’t like that Rasheeda respects her husband and the vows she took before god. Y’all women don’t believe in god and that’s why yall can’t understand that strong black god fearing woman.
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I been really letting my bitch slide lately. She think she an ice skater now
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A lightskin woman with glasses xitter.cf/thatboiharley/status/1…
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