Bullseye

“Honestly, if you’re going to be in line ahead of me at Starbucks and you order some bullshit millennial drink that is a paragraph to order, you deserve to die. So the mess this morning.. really not my fault.”

“Oh I have. So does that mean what does kill you makes you weaker? Because, thing is.. I killed you.”

“... not funny!”

“If I had a scarlet zombie ninja fetish I’d be in heaven right now. Probably explains why I’m hearing about so much Horn Head activity.”

“Oh, struck a nerve did I? I know I hit a ventricle at minimum. Heh.”

“Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil Going with the flow, it's all a game to me.” youtu.be/vcf7DnHi54g

“Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.”

“Hmm.. what? Sorry. I zoned out remembering a sweet moment.”

// I demand the Daredevil season 3 Director’s cut!!

“Oh please.. come down off your high and mighty cross.”

// Noooooo

“Says you. But then again, if anyone knows the gutter..”

// Omg it’s happening

“Oh, I’m squeaky clean.”

“I thought I smelled zombie skank.”

“Someone better come collect baby Hawkeye before she ends up a bigger joke than her mentor.”

“Me? I’m magic..”